what do you want

Adding a journalist to a top secret government group chat about dropping bombs *IS* the kind of thing people who aren’t super politically literate can understand and find shocking/notable/disqualifying. Dems should seize on this and never ever let it go. I hope to hear about it in a decade

Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

that’s it im gonna say it. I hate when I sneeze and someone blesses me. one time — sure thank you. but im never gonna just sneeze one time. so after the first, please just keep your blessings to yourself im embarrassed.

hear me out next NFL collab — crest whitening strips

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones