Elise
@amaranthangel.bsky.social
The filter is off i do not care
Plans cancelled, haven't eaten dinner, starting to feel a lot like "maybe when the cats pass I'll sell all my belongings and live in a van. It would be so easy to keep clean"
(it absolutely would not)
(it absolutely would not)
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Plans cancelled, haven't eaten dinner, starting to feel a lot like "maybe when the cats pass I'll sell all my belongings and live in a van. It would be so easy to keep clean"
(it absolutely would not)
(it absolutely would not)
How does having meetings cancelled somehow make me *less* able to get stuff done
December 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
How does having meetings cancelled somehow make me *less* able to get stuff done
Reposted by Elise
This meeting really sat there wasting an hour when it could’ve been solved with two raised eyebrows and one dramatic shove.
#workhumor #officeproblems #relatablememes #toomanymeetings #fblifestyle
#workhumor #officeproblems #relatablememes #toomanymeetings #fblifestyle
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This meeting really sat there wasting an hour when it could’ve been solved with two raised eyebrows and one dramatic shove.
#workhumor #officeproblems #relatablememes #toomanymeetings #fblifestyle
#workhumor #officeproblems #relatablememes #toomanymeetings #fblifestyle
Finally ate food. No longer convinced everyone hates me, still convinced I've failed at everything for the past two weeks. Tune in for more on my yearly breakdown at 10.
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Finally ate food. No longer convinced everyone hates me, still convinced I've failed at everything for the past two weeks. Tune in for more on my yearly breakdown at 10.
Reposted by Elise
🚨 New Marquette Poll just dropped — and we’re leading! 🚨
This is only the beginning.
Our campaign is about meeting people where they are and building a grassroots movement across WI. >>>
This is only the beginning.
Our campaign is about meeting people where they are and building a grassroots movement across WI. >>>
October 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
🚨 New Marquette Poll just dropped — and we’re leading! 🚨
This is only the beginning.
Our campaign is about meeting people where they are and building a grassroots movement across WI. >>>
This is only the beginning.
Our campaign is about meeting people where they are and building a grassroots movement across WI. >>>
I WAS NOT EXPECTING DISCOVERY CHANNEL TO ACTUALLY SAMPLE THE SONG OF THE SAME NAME
October 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I WAS NOT EXPECTING DISCOVERY CHANNEL TO ACTUALLY SAMPLE THE SONG OF THE SAME NAME
I wish I could turn off my brain to not notice this trope coming a mile away. I would like a plot twist reveal to actually hit 😞
October 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I wish I could turn off my brain to not notice this trope coming a mile away. I would like a plot twist reveal to actually hit 😞
😞 why couldn't Taylor listen to Cinderella from The Cheetah Girls (2003) before writing this album
October 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
😞 why couldn't Taylor listen to Cinderella from The Cheetah Girls (2003) before writing this album
Clock app let me mute notifications on that comment challenge
October 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Clock app let me mute notifications on that comment challenge
Yesterday I touched grass, but it didn't even start growing and twining over my limbs, pulling me deep into the soil to become one with the ever expanding root system, so like what's even the point?
October 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Yesterday I touched grass, but it didn't even start growing and twining over my limbs, pulling me deep into the soil to become one with the ever expanding root system, so like what's even the point?
😣 when will I learn my lesson about commenting on the clock platform
October 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
😣 when will I learn my lesson about commenting on the clock platform
@soundoftheforest.bsky.social I saw a weird bug on my way into work
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
@soundoftheforest.bsky.social I saw a weird bug on my way into work
Why hasn't everyone else seen the same debunking of info that I have. I thought we were all chronically online here.
September 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Why hasn't everyone else seen the same debunking of info that I have. I thought we were all chronically online here.
Writers learn to be witty instead of directly stating what you want us to assume about the character challenge
September 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Writers learn to be witty instead of directly stating what you want us to assume about the character challenge
Now accepting entries for a bitchionary
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Now accepting entries for a bitchionary
How much ghost cheese can one eat in a single sitting before it is a problem? Asking for a friend
September 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
How much ghost cheese can one eat in a single sitting before it is a problem? Asking for a friend
The goblins stole all my pink starbursts
September 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The goblins stole all my pink starbursts
Sylvaine (the norwegian musician) is so good and I need more people to discover her music right now immediately
September 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Sylvaine (the norwegian musician) is so good and I need more people to discover her music right now immediately
My hobbies include being embarrassingly early for events with flexible start times and being in pain
September 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My hobbies include being embarrassingly early for events with flexible start times and being in pain
Is it unethical to use my friends shitty husbands actions as content for my book
August 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Is it unethical to use my friends shitty husbands actions as content for my book
I think this is my only safe space to admit that I honestly do not care when celebrities get engaged it is none of my business. Yes I like Taylor's music, no I don't need messages from 5 different people giving me updates on her personal life
August 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I think this is my only safe space to admit that I honestly do not care when celebrities get engaged it is none of my business. Yes I like Taylor's music, no I don't need messages from 5 different people giving me updates on her personal life
Everytime I start to wonder if I may somehow be straight and just faking bi this whole time, all I gotta do is read a romantasy with lines like "the male beauty of him" and am instantly corrected.
If my reaction to that is any indication, then I'm actually gayer than I think I am.
If my reaction to that is any indication, then I'm actually gayer than I think I am.
August 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Everytime I start to wonder if I may somehow be straight and just faking bi this whole time, all I gotta do is read a romantasy with lines like "the male beauty of him" and am instantly corrected.
If my reaction to that is any indication, then I'm actually gayer than I think I am.
If my reaction to that is any indication, then I'm actually gayer than I think I am.
Stop promising morally grey then handing me character under extreme duress.
I am tired.
I am tired.
August 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Stop promising morally grey then handing me character under extreme duress.
I am tired.
I am tired.
I am way too sick and it is way too late in the night to be having a mental breakdown
August 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I am way too sick and it is way too late in the night to be having a mental breakdown
Some days I'm well adjusted and others I can be found on the kitchen floor with two rosemary crackers, one on each knee, both slathered in the shittiest, strongest wasabi I've ever tried because gods forbid I have a stuffy nose
August 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Some days I'm well adjusted and others I can be found on the kitchen floor with two rosemary crackers, one on each knee, both slathered in the shittiest, strongest wasabi I've ever tried because gods forbid I have a stuffy nose