Peter Amant
@amantpeter.bsky.social
I don't particularly care for labels. I like whisky, good music, the works of Jean Shepherd, and providing inspiration for my wife's erotica. Oh, and gardening. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏻ally
Is Flannel Friday still a thing?
December 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Is Flannel Friday still a thing?
Watching Home Alone, a true holiday classic. I love almost everything about this movie. But there are a few things that have long bothered me. For starters, Mitch Murphy.
Mitch is the boy who gets mistaken for Kevin when Heather is counting heads as they race to get to the airport. 1/
Mitch is the boy who gets mistaken for Kevin when Heather is counting heads as they race to get to the airport. 1/
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Watching Home Alone, a true holiday classic. I love almost everything about this movie. But there are a few things that have long bothered me. For starters, Mitch Murphy.
Mitch is the boy who gets mistaken for Kevin when Heather is counting heads as they race to get to the airport. 1/
Mitch is the boy who gets mistaken for Kevin when Heather is counting heads as they race to get to the airport. 1/
Multiple times this week I've woken up to my pants being at least partly down. Not sure if this means my wife is getting aggressive in her sleep or just that the elastic is going...
a man is holding a microphone and asking how while standing next to a wall .
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December 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Multiple times this week I've woken up to my pants being at least partly down. Not sure if this means my wife is getting aggressive in her sleep or just that the elastic is going...
Well, hello again, 4:30 a.m. How I fucking loathe you.
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Well, hello again, 4:30 a.m. How I fucking loathe you.
You guys: have I told you how amazing my wife is? Cause she just doesn't know it, no matter how often I tell her. She's having a rough couple days, a bit of a depressive episode. But she powered through and did a deep clean on the fridge while I got groceries, and she's doing kids' laundry.
a man in a suit and tie is driving a car and says " extraordinary woman " on the bottom
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December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You guys: have I told you how amazing my wife is? Cause she just doesn't know it, no matter how often I tell her. She's having a rough couple days, a bit of a depressive episode. But she powered through and did a deep clean on the fridge while I got groceries, and she's doing kids' laundry.
Happy Repeal Day to those who celebrate!
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Happy Repeal Day to those who celebrate!
So tired. Wish me luck I make it to at least 5 a.m.
a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock laying on top of a doghouse .
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December 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So tired. Wish me luck I make it to at least 5 a.m.
Why do I keep waking up at 4 a.m.?
a cartoon character is laying in bed with a pillow on his head and making a funny face .
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December 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Why do I keep waking up at 4 a.m.?
🎄Top 10 Christmas movies I always try to watch:
1) A Christmas Story
2) Muppet Christmas Carol
3) Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas
4) Scrooged
5) How The Grinch Stole Christmas
6) Die Hard
7) The Christmas Toy
8) Home Alone
9) Santa Claus: The Movie
10) Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
1) A Christmas Story
2) Muppet Christmas Carol
3) Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas
4) Scrooged
5) How The Grinch Stole Christmas
6) Die Hard
7) The Christmas Toy
8) Home Alone
9) Santa Claus: The Movie
10) Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
What are your top Christmas movies???
🎄Top 10 Christmas movies I always try to watch:
1) The Ref
2) Scrooged
3) Muppet Christmas Carol
4) The Family Stone
5) Die Hard
6) The Holiday
7) Love Actually
8) Jurassic World
9) Nightmare Before Christmas
10) Four Christmases
🎄Top 10 Christmas movies I always try to watch:
1) The Ref
2) Scrooged
3) Muppet Christmas Carol
4) The Family Stone
5) Die Hard
6) The Holiday
7) Love Actually
8) Jurassic World
9) Nightmare Before Christmas
10) Four Christmases
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
🎄Top 10 Christmas movies I always try to watch:
1) A Christmas Story
2) Muppet Christmas Carol
3) Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas
4) Scrooged
5) How The Grinch Stole Christmas
6) Die Hard
7) The Christmas Toy
8) Home Alone
9) Santa Claus: The Movie
10) Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
1) A Christmas Story
2) Muppet Christmas Carol
3) Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas
4) Scrooged
5) How The Grinch Stole Christmas
6) Die Hard
7) The Christmas Toy
8) Home Alone
9) Santa Claus: The Movie
10) Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Did you ever feel like you need to step outside for a cigarette, even though you don't smoke?
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Did you ever feel like you need to step outside for a cigarette, even though you don't smoke?
Does anyone else have a favorite cashier/check-out person at their grocery store? Kathy is just the best. Efficient, friendly, & she understands I load the belt so I can get my frozen, heavy, & crushables all properly separated in the quickest way possible.
This year, I am truly thankful for Kathy.
This year, I am truly thankful for Kathy.
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Does anyone else have a favorite cashier/check-out person at their grocery store? Kathy is just the best. Efficient, friendly, & she understands I load the belt so I can get my frozen, heavy, & crushables all properly separated in the quickest way possible.
This year, I am truly thankful for Kathy.
This year, I am truly thankful for Kathy.
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November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My newest book is now available for purchase! Read about Becky and Jon's journey towards a relationship in The Worst Kept Secret. a.co/d/7pKi39T
And to compete the "getting ready for winter" trifecta, I also made some cranberry sauce using berries and key limes I grew myself.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
And to compete the "getting ready for winter" trifecta, I also made some cranberry sauce using berries and key limes I grew myself.
Also made some egg nog today to start aging. It feels like winter, so it's time to get ready for a long and cold one. Smoked, dried meat and boozy egg-and-dairy should get me through to at least New Years.
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Also made some egg nog today to start aging. It feels like winter, so it's time to get ready for a long and cold one. Smoked, dried meat and boozy egg-and-dairy should get me through to at least New Years.
Today I'm making homemade jerky. Because I've got to justify buying this smoker, and quality beef sticks are insanely expensive.
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Today I'm making homemade jerky. Because I've got to justify buying this smoker, and quality beef sticks are insanely expensive.
Yes, I made myself dinner for my birthday. Because who knows what I want and deserve more than me?
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Yes, I made myself dinner for my birthday. Because who knows what I want and deserve more than me?
It's my brithday today. Slept in, had some fun, a nice little breakfast. Got some yard chores done I've been meanign to. Now I'm making a lasagna for dinner with ice cream cake for dessert.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It's my brithday today. Slept in, had some fun, a nice little breakfast. Got some yard chores done I've been meanign to. Now I'm making a lasagna for dinner with ice cream cake for dessert.
I only have sex with married women.
Well... A married woman.
My wife.
We do it all the time...
Occasionally.
It's my birthday next week.
Well... A married woman.
My wife.
We do it all the time...
Occasionally.
It's my birthday next week.
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I only have sex with married women.
Well... A married woman.
My wife.
We do it all the time...
Occasionally.
It's my birthday next week.
Well... A married woman.
My wife.
We do it all the time...
Occasionally.
It's my birthday next week.
Completely forgot it was daylight savings (buncha bullshit). Woke up way too early.
But at least there's coffee, and cuddles from my 8 year old.
But at least there's coffee, and cuddles from my 8 year old.
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Completely forgot it was daylight savings (buncha bullshit). Woke up way too early.
But at least there's coffee, and cuddles from my 8 year old.
But at least there's coffee, and cuddles from my 8 year old.
Sadly, Almond Joy does not go well with Spaten Oktoberfest
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sadly, Almond Joy does not go well with Spaten Oktoberfest
In the spirit of the season, allow me to share with you one of the most frightening sentences I've ever heard:
"This is MY hot dog! I found it!"
"This is MY hot dog! I found it!"
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
In the spirit of the season, allow me to share with you one of the most frightening sentences I've ever heard:
"This is MY hot dog! I found it!"
"This is MY hot dog! I found it!"
Young people don't know how easy they have it!!! When I was young, the only thing I had to goon to was...
(Keep it going! Quote post something you had to use as porn that wasn't.)
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October 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Young people don't know how easy they have it!!! When I was young, the only thing I had to goon to was...
(Keep it going! Quote post something you had to use as porn that wasn't.)
(Keep it going! Quote post something you had to use as porn that wasn't.)
I don't like this age I'm at. No more weddings or birth announcements or graduations for my friends and I. Just update after update of friends from college with aggressive cancers, my parents' friends all in failing health, too much knowledge of what's going wrong vs what used to be/could be right.
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I don't like this age I'm at. No more weddings or birth announcements or graduations for my friends and I. Just update after update of friends from college with aggressive cancers, my parents' friends all in failing health, too much knowledge of what's going wrong vs what used to be/could be right.
Literally just told my kids to "find something less dumb to fight over"
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Literally just told my kids to "find something less dumb to fight over"