He'd be scared of an everything bagel FFS.

I lived in NYC for a decade and I can count on one hand the amount of times I was afraid of something that I saw in public.

It’s not a scary place if you’re a mature adult human being. It is a scary place if you’re a little Nazi diaper baby who shits himself when The Others are around. Cry more.

MAGA Dude: I am an alpha. We are bringing back traditional masculinity. If you don’t like it, you’re a pussy.

Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.