Amanda B
@amandajpanda.bsky.social
Beverage Goblin. Cheeseburger/Garlic Girl.
5am Tim Hortons always hits.
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
5am Tim Hortons always hits.
Flight? Canceled 😞
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Flight? Canceled 😞
You could tell me Cynthia Erivo bites and I would believe you.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
You could tell me Cynthia Erivo bites and I would believe you.
I remember when I could get to rhe airport 20 minutes before my flight with a $5 Hot N Ready from Little Ceasers and still have 8 minutes to spare.
We used to be a proper country.
We used to be a proper country.
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I remember when I could get to rhe airport 20 minutes before my flight with a $5 Hot N Ready from Little Ceasers and still have 8 minutes to spare.
We used to be a proper country.
We used to be a proper country.
I don't know, maybe we just go a few years without a President.
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I don't know, maybe we just go a few years without a President.
I'm making pastina then taking a nap.
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm making pastina then taking a nap.
Thanks to criminals/serial killersz the stamps I got to make cute notes with, now look like I'm threatening or making a ransom demand.
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Thanks to criminals/serial killersz the stamps I got to make cute notes with, now look like I'm threatening or making a ransom demand.
"Wyd"
Me:
*eating a ceasar salad and rare steak at 8am on a Wednesday morning*
Me: Nothing, you?
Me:
*eating a ceasar salad and rare steak at 8am on a Wednesday morning*
Me: Nothing, you?
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"Wyd"
Me:
*eating a ceasar salad and rare steak at 8am on a Wednesday morning*
Me: Nothing, you?
Me:
*eating a ceasar salad and rare steak at 8am on a Wednesday morning*
Me: Nothing, you?
We are still not talking about how the bayou in Houston is collecting bodies like Pokémon during covid.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
We are still not talking about how the bayou in Houston is collecting bodies like Pokémon during covid.
I used to be terrified of cruise ships because I didn't want to sink, now I'm terrified because of that and because it seems like a gateway to being disappeared.
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I used to be terrified of cruise ships because I didn't want to sink, now I'm terrified because of that and because it seems like a gateway to being disappeared.
Today someone called Shaun Morgan, of Seether, and one of my favorite humans "fat".
And I took that personally, I have never worked harder to be like "is this you?"
Being "fat" isn't always a choice but brushing your teeth and paying your child support is.
And I took that personally, I have never worked harder to be like "is this you?"
Being "fat" isn't always a choice but brushing your teeth and paying your child support is.
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Today someone called Shaun Morgan, of Seether, and one of my favorite humans "fat".
And I took that personally, I have never worked harder to be like "is this you?"
Being "fat" isn't always a choice but brushing your teeth and paying your child support is.
And I took that personally, I have never worked harder to be like "is this you?"
Being "fat" isn't always a choice but brushing your teeth and paying your child support is.
Ohhh, my night candy!
*chewy tums
*chewy tums
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Ohhh, my night candy!
*chewy tums
*chewy tums
Reposted by Amanda B
It could also possibly be due to you having raped someone. www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
Danny Masterson blames rape conviction on lawyer’s ‘botched trial strategy’
www.independent.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It could also possibly be due to you having raped someone. www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
You just don't see grown men twins.
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You just don't see grown men twins.
I used my calendar a lot, I put all of my bills, my spending, my appointments, dates of events...
I just got a notification that "Make PB&J" is 24h from right now.
I set this at 3am 6 months ago...
Why? I don't really eat peanut butter. 🤔
I just got a notification that "Make PB&J" is 24h from right now.
I set this at 3am 6 months ago...
Why? I don't really eat peanut butter. 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I used my calendar a lot, I put all of my bills, my spending, my appointments, dates of events...
I just got a notification that "Make PB&J" is 24h from right now.
I set this at 3am 6 months ago...
Why? I don't really eat peanut butter. 🤔
I just got a notification that "Make PB&J" is 24h from right now.
I set this at 3am 6 months ago...
Why? I don't really eat peanut butter. 🤔
They need to make easy open candy canes, they have the technology.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 AM
They need to make easy open candy canes, they have the technology.
The problem with being just 1 person is that I cook and bake enough for 13 people at all times.
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The problem with being just 1 person is that I cook and bake enough for 13 people at all times.
Very excited about the tree.
November 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Very excited about the tree.
What did my dream mean? I'm pretty sure it meant I took benadryl.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
What did my dream mean? I'm pretty sure it meant I took benadryl.
Reposted by Amanda B
They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
I fell asleep in my red light mask and woke up thinking I finally made it to Hell.
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I fell asleep in my red light mask and woke up thinking I finally made it to Hell.
I'm making stuffing waffles. Cheers to holiday food!
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm making stuffing waffles. Cheers to holiday food!
Last night's Dateline explained a few things.
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Last night's Dateline explained a few things.
The shade of the cameramen showing this 40ish year old guy's nose ring. Chef's kiss 🤌
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The shade of the cameramen showing this 40ish year old guy's nose ring. Chef's kiss 🤌
Also how I see headlights.
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Also how I see headlights.