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*draws chalk outline around my credit score*
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
*draws chalk outline around my credit score*
emailing a meme to my ex
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
emailing a meme to my ex
make landscape mode great again
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
make landscape mode great again
library of congress: “try ‘book’”
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
library of congress: “try ‘book’”
hair ties dissolve back into the atmosphere after 48 hours
October 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
hair ties dissolve back into the atmosphere after 48 hours
just turned one invisible blemish into six open wounds. feeling productive
October 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
just turned one invisible blemish into six open wounds. feeling productive
phone on max brightness bc sizzling my retinas builds character
October 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
phone on max brightness bc sizzling my retinas builds character
solution for tech neck? sink neck.
(1 hour hunched over the sink texting chatgpt)
(1 hour hunched over the sink texting chatgpt)
September 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
solution for tech neck? sink neck.
(1 hour hunched over the sink texting chatgpt)
(1 hour hunched over the sink texting chatgpt)
and for my next trick, I transcend stupidity
September 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
and for my next trick, I transcend stupidity
will die on the Oxford comma’s hill, and if it kills me, then at least it killed me clearly, cleanly, and conclusively.
September 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
will die on the Oxford comma’s hill, and if it kills me, then at least it killed me clearly, cleanly, and conclusively.
everyone can hear my thoughts when I don’t have sunglasses on
September 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
everyone can hear my thoughts when I don’t have sunglasses on
connectile dysfunction
September 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
connectile dysfunction
“this is boring, girls”
– Putin, on The Ritz
– Putin, on The Ritz
October 13, 2024 at 4:44 PM
“this is boring, girls”
– Putin, on The Ritz
– Putin, on The Ritz