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alzebra.bsky.social
zeb
@alzebra.bsky.social
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lives in the moment (also, pnw)

dogs 🐕 sci-fi 📚 tech 🖥️

on the internet no one knows you’re a dog 🤫
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alzebra.bsky.social
I got that reference!!!!!!!! 👉👉
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Reposted by zeb
alanrileyscott.bsky.social
Are you familiar with this one?
Tumbler Screenshot: A post from user yaoibutts with a picture of a potato. It reads "I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means "earth apple." Like what stupid Frenchman saw this and said "zis petite legume looks like a, how you sa, appple! hmmm... but it grows in ze earth... Hon Hon Hon! Mais Oui! C'est une pomme de terre!" A reply from user michaonthemoon: j'adore comment ananas se dit pinappple en anglais, ce qui veut litteralment dire "pomme de in", genre quel type anjlais a vu ca et s'est did "ow cette etrange big fruit ressemble a une, how do you say, pomme! hmmm... mais plutot une pomme qui pousse dans les pins... hu hu hu! Oy Yes, it's a pineapple!"
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
alzebra.bsky.social
aaaaaaaaaaaaa how are you soo calm
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
alzebra.bsky.social
WTF This is just entirely wrong 🫠
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
alzebra.bsky.social
Thanks! Yes this was a nice illustration 🙂
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Reposted by zeb
gbaji.bsky.social
Photo of a wolf standing on its hind legs, caption: "Look at me, I'm a human! I pay taxes, I have depression, I'm behind on chores!"
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM