Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane
@alyxgardner.bsky.social
The Bloody Matriarch. Fear the old hound in a business where pups die young. @valtoslaughter.bsky.social's shadow, coach of the Scottish Hardcore Revival/Hunting Grounds Fight Club team. 🇫🇷+🏴
So @jojoofthenorth.bsky.social challenged me to play as many FFW entrances I can remember on my guitar off the top of my head. Time to ruin a lot of rap themes.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
So @jojoofthenorth.bsky.social challenged me to play as many FFW entrances I can remember on my guitar off the top of my head. Time to ruin a lot of rap themes.
We've been together for almost 10 years now and I still get star-struck.
September 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We've been together for almost 10 years now and I still get star-struck.
Of course Domi would send it to everyone. Oh god, this is gonna be quite something.
There is a video. @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo sent me it.
100/10 did not expect to see the McFarlane-Gardner exhibition of SXR.
100/10 did not expect to see the McFarlane-Gardner exhibition of SXR.
My wife happened. And knowing my wife's students, there's a video of it somewhere.
August 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Of course Domi would send it to everyone. Oh god, this is gonna be quite something.
........ infinite Valerie......... 🤤
Morning in ID done.
Out with the wifey for the afternoon
Out with the wifey for the afternoon
August 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
........ infinite Valerie......... 🤤
I look away for one second...
SXR BS of the day: A gave the birdies clear instructions for endurance class: after running the ropes, high-flyers should try tae suicide-dive into Polly tae leave the ring, techies and powers should baseball slide into me
One of the techies ✨tried✨ tae suicide-dive at me. Thing o' beauty that was
One of the techies ✨tried✨ tae suicide-dive at me. Thing o' beauty that was
June 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I look away for one second...
And now I have 5 Scottish girls singing nursery rhymes while other 4 trainees watch in utter bewilderment.
May 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
And now I have 5 Scottish girls singing nursery rhymes while other 4 trainees watch in utter bewilderment.
Spoken like a 3rd-generation wrestler. Fuck my life, man. 🥴
My daughter just turned around to me and Alysson and said “if someone stole the cats, I’d be signing a main roster contract and fuck your consent”
Yep. She’s my dad’s grandkid 🤣
Yep. She’s my dad’s grandkid 🤣
May 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Spoken like a 3rd-generation wrestler. Fuck my life, man. 🥴
May 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I don't mean to brag, but... 🥰
May 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I don't mean to brag, but... 🥰
New display picture. Turns out there are some kickass photographers in this family.
May 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
New display picture. Turns out there are some kickass photographers in this family.
From the bunker straight to the ER. Fun times for everyone.
April 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
From the bunker straight to the ER. Fun times for everyone.
Promoting two Fledglings from SXR tonight - the first after @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo.
I'm so glad I brought the birdies along with me, and that they're so motivated following Dominique's success.
I'm so glad I brought the birdies along with me, and that they're so motivated following Dominique's success.
April 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Promoting two Fledglings from SXR tonight - the first after @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo.
I'm so glad I brought the birdies along with me, and that they're so motivated following Dominique's success.
I'm so glad I brought the birdies along with me, and that they're so motivated following Dominique's success.
Looks like there isn't a divorce in my future. Whew!
April 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Looks like there isn't a divorce in my future. Whew!
I have a sneaky suspicion I should be following this space a wee bit closer.
April 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I have a sneaky suspicion I should be following this space a wee bit closer.