Valerie McFarlane-Gardner
@valtoslaughter.bsky.social
Reitred wrestler, now a commentator. @alyxgardner.bsky.social's wife. Mama x2. Music and the show make the world go round. ((EFEDDING, NOT SIMONE SIMONS))
Speaking as a person who HAS been on Samantha’s bad side, do not recommend
Pull this kind of stuff with Samantha, let me know how it goes.
And now I am happy I chose to go to Future Shock if that’s how family gets treated.
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Speaking as a person who HAS been on Samantha’s bad side, do not recommend
// Going to shows and unexpectedly getting Shades of the Sun’s music was deeeeefinitely a highlight last night. @alyxgardner.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 PM
// Going to shows and unexpectedly getting Shades of the Sun’s music was deeeeefinitely a highlight last night. @alyxgardner.bsky.social
// This isn’t my picture (wasn’t even taken in glasgow!) but I think I have a new favourite picture of Simone 🥰
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 AM
// This isn’t my picture (wasn’t even taken in glasgow!) but I think I have a new favourite picture of Simone 🥰
My handler went to see my picbase live tonight #whoneedsfourwalls
January 21, 2026 at 9:19 PM
My handler went to see my picbase live tonight #whoneedsfourwalls
Lucky enough to call you legally mine for nine years.
Happy anniversary, gorgeous @alyxgardner.bsky.social
Happy anniversary, gorgeous @alyxgardner.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Lucky enough to call you legally mine for nine years.
Happy anniversary, gorgeous @alyxgardner.bsky.social
Happy anniversary, gorgeous @alyxgardner.bsky.social
When I tell you that kid of mine saved her allowance for MONTHS. And I had no idea why.
For those who want to know what Chloe did.... She commissioned a massive art piece of me winning my Evo Title both times, the images are the promos word for word that I filmed. The words make up the images. This kid!!
@valtoslaughter.bsky.social sorry I didn't say this earlier but you and Chloe are far too kind. Thank you so frickin much for the gift for Ani and I. I'm speechless 🤯
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
When I tell you that kid of mine saved her allowance for MONTHS. And I had no idea why.
Jesus, @coachstockwell.bsky.social, what were you and Chloe doing? She's been bouncing since she came out of ID!
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus, @coachstockwell.bsky.social, what were you and Chloe doing? She's been bouncing since she came out of ID!
FFW Atomic 20
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November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
//Dear husband. I have work and a school run in the morning, and you have decided to play League at 3am, knowing that I can't sleep while you play it. Much appreciated.
And yes, I did bitch at him for it too.
And yes, I did bitch at him for it too.
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
//Dear husband. I have work and a school run in the morning, and you have decided to play League at 3am, knowing that I can't sleep while you play it. Much appreciated.
And yes, I did bitch at him for it too.
And yes, I did bitch at him for it too.
Sitting in my living room, with my high school senior, arguing with her over the impact of the French in the Revolutionary War.
God this educations system, I swear.
God this educations system, I swear.
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Sitting in my living room, with my high school senior, arguing with her over the impact of the French in the Revolutionary War.
God this educations system, I swear.
God this educations system, I swear.
Jesus Christ on a bike.
FFW Future Shock Sydney Spectacular 2025
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October 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Jesus Christ on a bike.
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Close your eyes before you
Take me, although you hate me.
For in heaven,
There is no heartless madness.
Close your eyes before you
Take me, although you hate me.
For in heaven,
There is no heartless madness.
DYNAZTY - Heartless Madness (2020) // Official Lyric Video // AFM Records
YouTube video by AFM Records
youtu.be
October 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Close your eyes before you
Take me, although you hate me.
For in heaven,
There is no heartless madness.
Close your eyes before you
Take me, although you hate me.
For in heaven,
There is no heartless madness.
//Well today has been nothing if not eventful 😂
October 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
//Well today has been nothing if not eventful 😂
A new Battle Beast album AND a new Sabaton album in the same day.
I may be in a version of musical heaven.
I may be in a version of musical heaven.
October 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A new Battle Beast album AND a new Sabaton album in the same day.
I may be in a version of musical heaven.
I may be in a version of musical heaven.
Last week, doing my other thing.
October 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Last week, doing my other thing.
Can someone please remind my son that my wife is not a fucking trampoline.
October 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Can someone please remind my son that my wife is not a fucking trampoline.
She says that like it's a bad thing.
I swear this band are my favorite just for the lyrics. It's also @valtoslaughter.bsky.social's fault I know who they are at all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3DK...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3DK...
BATTLE BEAST - Here We Are (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
www.youtube.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
She says that like it's a bad thing.
With a lack of Robbyn at IDTF, Chloe’s been working with @coachstockwell.bsky.social
“You know I won’t go easy with her” he told me, like I’d want him to do that (absolutely not). It’s like watching a totally different kid. And I fucking love it.
“You know I won’t go easy with her” he told me, like I’d want him to do that (absolutely not). It’s like watching a totally different kid. And I fucking love it.
September 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
With a lack of Robbyn at IDTF, Chloe’s been working with @coachstockwell.bsky.social
“You know I won’t go easy with her” he told me, like I’d want him to do that (absolutely not). It’s like watching a totally different kid. And I fucking love it.
“You know I won’t go easy with her” he told me, like I’d want him to do that (absolutely not). It’s like watching a totally different kid. And I fucking love it.
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Dangerous attraction
Femme fatale in action
The most beautiful mistake of my life
She's a neon flower
Pure seduction power
Dangerous attraction
Femme fatale in action
The most beautiful mistake of my life
She's a neon flower
Pure seduction power
One Night In Tokyo
YouTube video by Beast in Black - Topic
www.youtube.com
September 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH_d...
Dangerous attraction
Femme fatale in action
The most beautiful mistake of my life
She's a neon flower
Pure seduction power
Dangerous attraction
Femme fatale in action
The most beautiful mistake of my life
She's a neon flower
Pure seduction power
This is one of the best things I've seen for weeks.
It went on sale last week, and apparently has been selling quite well.
September 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is one of the best things I've seen for weeks.
You're slipping through my fingers
The taste of him still lingers
You tell me that it's all just in my head
You're sleeping with the spider
Slides in like a glider
Why'd you let him crawl into my bed
MY DEAD RINGER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFjQ...
The taste of him still lingers
You tell me that it's all just in my head
You're sleeping with the spider
Slides in like a glider
Why'd you let him crawl into my bed
MY DEAD RINGER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFjQ...
The Rasmus - Dead Ringer
YouTube video by The Rasmus
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You're slipping through my fingers
The taste of him still lingers
You tell me that it's all just in my head
You're sleeping with the spider
Slides in like a glider
Why'd you let him crawl into my bed
MY DEAD RINGER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFjQ...
The taste of him still lingers
You tell me that it's all just in my head
You're sleeping with the spider
Slides in like a glider
Why'd you let him crawl into my bed
MY DEAD RINGER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFjQ...
On the upside, I'm back in New York.
September 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
On the upside, I'm back in New York.
Fucking hell it's been a weird few days.
September 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Fucking hell it's been a weird few days.
