Jaspyy
@alysthecat.bsky.social
Grumpy plant dad & cat host 🐈 🌱 ✨
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They | Them
Lying on the couch, I realized that my hip was out. Told my partner & he put a blanket on it. He said, "I haven't researched how to put that one in yet". Very helpful. What a dork.
April 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Lying on the couch, I realized that my hip was out. Told my partner & he put a blanket on it. He said, "I haven't researched how to put that one in yet". Very helpful. What a dork.
When half of your luggage is stuff to manage your disability and reduce the lifelines of a flare for... 2 days of meetings
April 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
When half of your luggage is stuff to manage your disability and reduce the lifelines of a flare for... 2 days of meetings
New side quest at work: trying to convince our psychiatrist that he most definitely has ADHD and would benefit from some meds to get his paperwork done
April 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
New side quest at work: trying to convince our psychiatrist that he most definitely has ADHD and would benefit from some meds to get his paperwork done
There's something ironic about shaving my face on trans day of visibility so I can pass as a lady on my 10 year passport photo
March 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
There's something ironic about shaving my face on trans day of visibility so I can pass as a lady on my 10 year passport photo
Sitting in my car giving myself a lil pep talk like “It’s ok. You can do stairs. You’re totally able-bodied”
March 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Sitting in my car giving myself a lil pep talk like “It’s ok. You can do stairs. You’re totally able-bodied”
Someone’s gotta tell my weather-induced migraines that living in rupert involves having weather changes always
March 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Someone’s gotta tell my weather-induced migraines that living in rupert involves having weather changes always
Duo getting spicy for Ukrainian lessons 🔥
March 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Duo getting spicy for Ukrainian lessons 🔥
It might be working in healthcare. Or having my knees taped because I’m old (& disgaybled). But I found myself thinking “this would be fun in the nursing home” when looking at a tattoo today 😂
March 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It might be working in healthcare. Or having my knees taped because I’m old (& disgaybled). But I found myself thinking “this would be fun in the nursing home” when looking at a tattoo today 😂
Get your someone in your life with regular range of motion in their joints. They’ll humble you.
March 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Get your someone in your life with regular range of motion in their joints. They’ll humble you.
Apparently I am giving no shits on community Facebook groups tonight
March 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Apparently I am giving no shits on community Facebook groups tonight
Between my protein milk, fiber water, and morning coffee I’m really testing my bladder capacity for morning appointments.
March 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Between my protein milk, fiber water, and morning coffee I’m really testing my bladder capacity for morning appointments.
Dreading work today. But I really gotta try for at least 1 full work week in February where I don’t call in sick.
February 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dreading work today. But I really gotta try for at least 1 full work week in February where I don’t call in sick.
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Now more than ever.
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Now more than ever.
It would be really great if they had standards for treatment programs
February 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It would be really great if they had standards for treatment programs
Am I the only person who dislikes the whole “protect trans kids” narrative?
February 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Am I the only person who dislikes the whole “protect trans kids” narrative?
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February 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I just learned the sun is screaming (imagine a jackhammer noise always) but we can’t hear it because sound doesn’t move through space
February 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I just learned the sun is screaming (imagine a jackhammer noise always) but we can’t hear it because sound doesn’t move through space
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Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊
January 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊
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January 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We’re about to see how this edible interacts with my migraine meds… should be fun?
January 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We’re about to see how this edible interacts with my migraine meds… should be fun?
I am a sad potato with bad bones tonight.
January 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I am a sad potato with bad bones tonight.
Reading queer smut on the way to union labour school feels like a great start to my week
January 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Reading queer smut on the way to union labour school feels like a great start to my week
Starts day by cracking all my joints back into place like a human glow stick.
January 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Starts day by cracking all my joints back into place like a human glow stick.
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The "slow breathing to convince your body that you are not actually in physical danger" thing actually kinda works, y'all.
January 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The "slow breathing to convince your body that you are not actually in physical danger" thing actually kinda works, y'all.