Alyssa
@alyssaventures.bsky.social
Reader, d&d master, rock climber, horseback rider, beekeeper and welder.
Knowledge is power, be well armed with knowledge and read lots of books
April 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Knowledge is power, be well armed with knowledge and read lots of books
If I could sing beautifully, the world would be a musical
February 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If I could sing beautifully, the world would be a musical
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your tears
February 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your tears
It's a good thing I'm not a lawyer because my face would get me in contempt of court real quick.
February 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It's a good thing I'm not a lawyer because my face would get me in contempt of court real quick.
Me listening to my parents praying, and I'm thinking to myself, who are you praying to? because it can't be Jesus
February 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me listening to my parents praying, and I'm thinking to myself, who are you praying to? because it can't be Jesus
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You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
Quote of the day said to me "you look poor, and full of hate you must own horses" 😂😂😂
February 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Quote of the day said to me "you look poor, and full of hate you must own horses" 😂😂😂
Me 2 months ago, "this climb is now my project climb" which means, I glare at that climb everytime I go to the climbing gym and never climb it again until the climbing gym takes it down then I say "well darn, I guess I'll just pick another one."
February 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Me 2 months ago, "this climb is now my project climb" which means, I glare at that climb everytime I go to the climbing gym and never climb it again until the climbing gym takes it down then I say "well darn, I guess I'll just pick another one."
Coffee and a book is always the right way to start the weekend
February 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Coffee and a book is always the right way to start the weekend
My tummy hurts, and I hate what conservative radio talk shows have done to my parents
February 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My tummy hurts, and I hate what conservative radio talk shows have done to my parents
I'm listening to Parable of the Sower by Octavia E. Butler, and I'm over here like "are we sure this can qualify as fiction now?"
February 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I'm listening to Parable of the Sower by Octavia E. Butler, and I'm over here like "are we sure this can qualify as fiction now?"
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ACTION ALERT:
Trump has made it clear that he intends to unravel protections for the Boundary Waters. Rep. McCollum’s bill offers us a solution that cannot be overturned. This bill ensures that the Boundary Waters remain protected permanently.
Take action:
www.savetheboundarywaters.org/McCollum_25
Trump has made it clear that he intends to unravel protections for the Boundary Waters. Rep. McCollum’s bill offers us a solution that cannot be overturned. This bill ensures that the Boundary Waters remain protected permanently.
Take action:
www.savetheboundarywaters.org/McCollum_25
February 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fun fact, did you know if you play Sudoku long enough that numbers 1-9 loose all meaning?
February 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Fun fact, did you know if you play Sudoku long enough that numbers 1-9 loose all meaning?
Got a massage recently, and the massage therapist asked me what in the world I did to my jaw, I kept it shut around my fam bro!
January 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Got a massage recently, and the massage therapist asked me what in the world I did to my jaw, I kept it shut around my fam bro!
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Never go to bed angry, go ahead and carry out your rage fueled plan, then go to bed satisfied
January 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Never go to bed angry, go ahead and carry out your rage fueled plan, then go to bed satisfied
Me thinking to myself. "Mannnnnnnn, I don't wanna do yoga"! Half an hour later, "wow I should do yoga more often!"
January 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me thinking to myself. "Mannnnnnnn, I don't wanna do yoga"! Half an hour later, "wow I should do yoga more often!"
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Read.
Read books.
Reading books is resistance.
Buy.
Buy books.
Buying books is resistance.
Share.
Share books.
Sharing books is resistance.
Celebrate
Celebrate books.
Celebrating books is resistance.
Read books.
Reading books is resistance.
Buy.
Buy books.
Buying books is resistance.
Share.
Share books.
Sharing books is resistance.
Celebrate
Celebrate books.
Celebrating books is resistance.
January 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Read.
Read books.
Reading books is resistance.
Buy.
Buy books.
Buying books is resistance.
Share.
Share books.
Sharing books is resistance.
Celebrate
Celebrate books.
Celebrating books is resistance.
Read books.
Reading books is resistance.
Buy.
Buy books.
Buying books is resistance.
Share.
Share books.
Sharing books is resistance.
Celebrate
Celebrate books.
Celebrating books is resistance.
Did you know the rule is, if you wash your bed sheets you also have to shave your legs? It's the law (somewhere maybe)
January 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Did you know the rule is, if you wash your bed sheets you also have to shave your legs? It's the law (somewhere maybe)
If Stardew Valley has taught me anything in life it's this, if you want to get people to like you, just make sure to always keep some berries in your pocket to hand out as a sweet treat #stardewvalley
January 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If Stardew Valley has taught me anything in life it's this, if you want to get people to like you, just make sure to always keep some berries in your pocket to hand out as a sweet treat #stardewvalley
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*gestures to my unmown yard*
"I'm choosing to let my yard grow wild, to help the pollinators."
*waves at a stack of dirty dishes*
"This, too, is for the pollinators."
*trips over a pile of dirty laundry"
"Pollinators."
"I'm choosing to let my yard grow wild, to help the pollinators."
*waves at a stack of dirty dishes*
"This, too, is for the pollinators."
*trips over a pile of dirty laundry"
"Pollinators."
January 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
*gestures to my unmown yard*
"I'm choosing to let my yard grow wild, to help the pollinators."
*waves at a stack of dirty dishes*
"This, too, is for the pollinators."
*trips over a pile of dirty laundry"
"Pollinators."
"I'm choosing to let my yard grow wild, to help the pollinators."
*waves at a stack of dirty dishes*
"This, too, is for the pollinators."
*trips over a pile of dirty laundry"
"Pollinators."
I've been listening to a lot of French singers, do I speak French? Nope but that's part of the fun
January 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I've been listening to a lot of French singers, do I speak French? Nope but that's part of the fun
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I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.
I’m currently working on a new version.
I’m currently working on a new version.
January 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.
I’m currently working on a new version.
I’m currently working on a new version.
At this point you can't convince me that cream cheese doesn't make everything better
January 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
At this point you can't convince me that cream cheese doesn't make everything better
In the famous words of a movie I don't even know the title of "I'm tired of this grandpa!"
January 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
In the famous words of a movie I don't even know the title of "I'm tired of this grandpa!"
I'm pretty sure that life is just stuff breaking, and me doing my best to keep fixing stuff as fast as it breaks
January 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'm pretty sure that life is just stuff breaking, and me doing my best to keep fixing stuff as fast as it breaks