Alyssa Simon
@alyssasimon.bsky.social
New Yorker, actress, happy to be here.
Tickets and info for The Elephant Delivery & Veteran Authored 10-Minute Comedies at Savage Wonder (formerly Vet Rep) https://savagewonder.org/event/the-elephant-delivery-veteran-authored-10-minute-plays/2025-09-13/
Tickets and info for The Elephant Delivery & Veteran Authored 10-Minute Comedies at Savage Wonder (formerly Vet Rep) https://savagewonder.org/event/the-elephant-delivery-veteran-authored-10-minute-plays/2025-09-13/
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Oh God. Now we won't know where she is. It's like having a spider disappear in the house.
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oh God. Now we won't know where she is. It's like having a spider disappear in the house.
Thank you, Rep. Underwood!
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Thank you, Rep. Underwood!
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She’s still not talking about Trump. She’s talking about (((The Elites))).
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
She’s still not talking about Trump. She’s talking about (((The Elites))).
America’s Sour Couple
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
America’s Sour Couple
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“Interested in my commentary on her outfits.” I absolutely guarantee she was not.
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“Interested in my commentary on her outfits.” I absolutely guarantee she was not.
Fantastic news! 🩷🩷🩷
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Fantastic news! 🩷🩷🩷
Looking at that list, I feel that way (20)!
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Looking at that list, I feel that way (20)!
Apparently, I’m Methuselah.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Apparently, I’m Methuselah.
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Nope. We tried. Unfortunately, white women need to do this work. Too many sacrifice their own daughters’ and granddaughters’ rights and futures, for their sons’ and grandsons’ privileges.
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Nope. We tried. Unfortunately, white women need to do this work. Too many sacrifice their own daughters’ and granddaughters’ rights and futures, for their sons’ and grandsons’ privileges.