Alyssa Royse
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Alyssa Royse
@alyssaroyse.bsky.social
Gym-owner, hysterical feminist kill joy, avid traveler, firm believer that dogs are better than people, who is going to remember to treat herself as well as she tries to treat everyone else. Oh, and I do words. Sometimes for fun.
This is the guy who thought that women who were wet "down there" were in some way faulty, right?

Is there a "Best Self-Own" category?
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Is this parody? Satire?

This isn't real, right?

Yes, that's an honest question, cuz.......
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
TIL that the DOD (sorry, DOW) and Monster have the same branding agency. And that agency has a "horny lesbian" division.
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Definitely not known for my subtlety. Though I do at least try to be witty and entertaining.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I hate them all so much. They are mentally ill and moral failures of our society.

Pathetic little insecure men trying desperately to fill the voids in their souls.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
..... laughs in Seattle....... ;)
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"But controlling you and sometimes hitting you IS HOW I SHOW LOVE, it's my love language!"

My god, this is......
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
We used to have this sign on our front door. (USED to be a CF gym, no longer, obviously.) We had a couple members say that they no longer felt safe at the gym. And ya, I did say "that says something about you that you may want to think about." LOL.
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The more he opens his mouth the more I can't stand him. There were a lot of reasons why Hillary wasn't electable, but he was definitely on that list.
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
How could they leave out Big Beautiful Bill?
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Chapter 1 of Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man.

(Which should be required reading.......)
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
And it jibes so nicely with the MAHA stuff. Yup.....
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM