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Alyssa
@alyssaonthewww.bsky.social
Do no harm, but take no shit.

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"We will have to go to great lengths. We cannot go on as usual. We cannot pivot the center. We cannot be moderate. We will have to be willing to stand up and say no with our combined spirits, our collective intellects, and our many bodies." - Angela Y. Davis
@penz87.blacksky.app and I went from bird watching in the Spring & Summer to squirrel watching in the Fall. Got a feeder for the squirrels and everything. 🐿️
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My company’s security team just scheduled an “Active Shooter Training”.

1. If we’re worried about active shooters, why are we simultaneously pushing for more days in the office?

2. If schools and corporate offices need this type of training regularly, maybe we should fix the actual problem.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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… this is my gay agenda contribution. me and my wife.
October 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I think I’m gonna stick with never choosing a team for any sport. I don’t think I can handle it. @penz87.blacksky.app is over here STRESSED in these last 5 minutes of this game.
October 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Me: “It’s 9/11. Never forget!”

@penz87.blacksky.app: “That is today! I forgot.”

Me:
a woman in a judge 's robe sits at a desk
ALT: a woman in a judge 's robe sits at a desk
media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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can't have bad numbers if there are no numbers
August 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Free Palestine.
July 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
@penz87.bsky.social and I took my mom to a local burger spot… she behaved exactly how you’d expect a Booker to behave.
July 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Pushing your kids out or not assisting them with life once they turn 18.
July 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
*raises the roof*
July 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
🥂
Cheers to love and marriage. Finally met @penz87.bsky.social after years of following each other and her beautiful wife @alyssaonthewww.bsky.social. Good drinks. Good laughs. Good people.
June 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I hate Corporate America.
June 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Tiny carrot from my tiny garden. 🥕👩🏾‍🌾
June 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I could definitely live in Chicago.
June 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
😊🧡
… i’m really finna be married. like wooooooow. me. i didn’t even know i wanted this. BUT THEN i met her.
June 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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OK...I'm up 🏳‍🌈
June 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Happy Pride, y’all! Remember that joy is an act of resistance! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏾
June 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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getting married. chicago.
14. What are you most looking forward to this summer?
May 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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GM 🖤

Please take care of yourself
May 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Knickerbockers in 7?
May 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Rare sweet moment with the kiddo.

@penz87.bsky.social
May 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The Knickerbockers of New York!
May 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Every time a company announces more in-office work days, the communication always mentions “in-person connection” but never says anything about how they’ll encourage that. People will still mostly be on Zoom calls.
May 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The irony of watching videos about anti-capitalism while I sit at my desk in the corporate headquarters of the investment management firm that pays me 🙃
May 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What's a weed anyway?
April 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM