Keyser So Thick
@crissysnow08.bsky.social
Southern randomness. Slicker than slow tongue. Occasional chaos purveyor.
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I love it when the babies come to Teetee to talk about my organization and their interest. It just reminds me that even when you do not think that you are or they are not paying attention….you are the example 🥰
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November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I love it when the babies come to Teetee to talk about my organization and their interest. It just reminds me that even when you do not think that you are or they are not paying attention….you are the example 🥰
I know peeps from twitter are back and people are aggravated but let’s not act like y’all are not freaked out over here. Like it gets to a point…
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November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I know peeps from twitter are back and people are aggravated but let’s not act like y’all are not freaked out over here. Like it gets to a point…
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ICE is in Raleigh ! Warn people smh
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
ICE is in Raleigh ! Warn people smh
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Kash ordered a team of FBI agents to go through the Epstein files many months ago to redact Trump’s name based on FOIA exemptions 6 and 7. It is highly unlikely they are going to be unredacted before they are released. ONLY victim info should be redacted, but much more will be.
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Kash ordered a team of FBI agents to go through the Epstein files many months ago to redact Trump’s name based on FOIA exemptions 6 and 7. It is highly unlikely they are going to be unredacted before they are released. ONLY victim info should be redacted, but much more will be.
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Everything I have to use for work is still working😒
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November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Everything I have to use for work is still working😒
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everything i know about RFK Jr. i learned against my will. what happened to consent people!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
everything i know about RFK Jr. i learned against my will. what happened to consent people!!
My air sign is acting up…..
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November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My air sign is acting up…..
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*how i still move*
*how we moved if someone coughed around us in 2020
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
*how i still move*
White people’s sense of community only occurs when in opposition of people of color’s humanity. That’s what they bond over.
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
White people’s sense of community only occurs when in opposition of people of color’s humanity. That’s what they bond over.
My heart is with all of my perimenopausal period warriors. Because this is absolutely NOT the period of our yesteryears.
I don’t know who this new bitch is! 🤬
I don’t know who this new bitch is! 🤬
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My heart is with all of my perimenopausal period warriors. Because this is absolutely NOT the period of our yesteryears.
I don’t know who this new bitch is! 🤬
I don’t know who this new bitch is! 🤬
I didn’t know they made a movie out of the Thursday Murder Club.
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I didn’t know they made a movie out of the Thursday Murder Club.
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Morning sex is not great it's subjective. You interrupt the sleep of the wrong woman for morning sex and she gon Tony Jaa the shit outta you
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November 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Morning sex is not great it's subjective. You interrupt the sleep of the wrong woman for morning sex and she gon Tony Jaa the shit outta you
I know everyone is so focused on Trump, but he is really not even my issue… The bigger issue is Vance. That’s who we really need to worry about.
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I know everyone is so focused on Trump, but he is really not even my issue… The bigger issue is Vance. That’s who we really need to worry about.
Reviews and guest photos.
When looking up hotels what’s the most important thing for you before you book it?
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reviews and guest photos.
Ken the Man slid all over this deluxe album 🔥
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ken the Man slid all over this deluxe album 🔥
Catching up on #Bellecollective. Lateshia looks absolutely stupid being mad at Latrice about her husband being in somebody else’s DMs. So what if it came up at Latrice house… Your husband was still dancing on somebody in February of this year! Girl…
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November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Catching up on #Bellecollective. Lateshia looks absolutely stupid being mad at Latrice about her husband being in somebody else’s DMs. So what if it came up at Latrice house… Your husband was still dancing on somebody in February of this year! Girl…
NOW THAT IS HOW YOU FIELD IN THE OUTFIELD!!!
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November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
NOW THAT IS HOW YOU FIELD IN THE OUTFIELD!!!
Baseball has got to be one of the most frustrating sports. As a parent of a player, specifically one that cares, makes that stress and frustration 1000x worse. But you learn that even in failure, there’s something positive. Missing the ball 7 out of 10 times still means you’re a great player.
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Baseball has got to be one of the most frustrating sports. As a parent of a player, specifically one that cares, makes that stress and frustration 1000x worse. But you learn that even in failure, there’s something positive. Missing the ball 7 out of 10 times still means you’re a great player.
You all do not have any idea how much Mookie reminds me of my son!!! I know parents say that… But it really is very very similar. They’re swing. Outfield ability. Even watching him currently in the slump… I almost shed a tear because it was like watching my own fight out of a slump.
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You all do not have any idea how much Mookie reminds me of my son!!! I know parents say that… But it really is very very similar. They’re swing. Outfield ability. Even watching him currently in the slump… I almost shed a tear because it was like watching my own fight out of a slump.
YAAAAAAAAY MOOKIE!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
YAAAAAAAAY MOOKIE!!!!
The way I’m about to disassociate as soon and close this laptop!
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October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The way I’m about to disassociate as soon and close this laptop!
My turkey is never dry… I cook it breast side down until the very end… only flip it for crispy skin and visual appeal. I understand others ick of it but it’s just not been my experience…
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October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My turkey is never dry… I cook it breast side down until the very end… only flip it for crispy skin and visual appeal. I understand others ick of it but it’s just not been my experience…
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It’s really telling how much both sides are trying to sabotage Mamdani at all levels of government. And they are blatant about it too
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s really telling how much both sides are trying to sabotage Mamdani at all levels of government. And they are blatant about it too
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Who the hell is eating potato salad at Thanksgiving??
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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