I used to work at a small, family owned shoe store in Pittsburgh. In 2016 of the owners would always say “all I’ve known my whole life is this store, and if Clinton said she’d make selling shoes illegal, I’d still vote for her over Trump”

And I am seated and my volume is up !

My favorite thing to do when I think something is bad is to write the world’s longest and most insufferable medium essay about it

Middle child of 7?? Just make an ai mommy gf for yourself and call it a day. That’s what you really want!

I fear jokes can not exist on Threads because everyone is so stupid they say these things earnestly. The good news is the other side of the simple coin is sweetness. I do not feel good about trolling these people who are just trying to help. Threads is not for the jokesters, the irony-pilled…

And it was very good, if anyone was wondering !

Threads has someone saying it’s homophobic to not let your young children read the novel of Wicked because Gregory Maguire is gay.

Threads has someone saying that Cynthia Erivo was the second choice for Wicked, after the first actress cast “died from the heavy metals in the green paint”

No daddy that there is or was….

Xoxoxoxo

It’s LinkedIn for people who insist they’re big readers because they’ve gone through all the fairy porn books on the market

Threads is where people talking about Wicked say “it’s not a hill worth melting on”