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alyssugh
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clang clang clang went the heat pipe
January 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
why is no one talking about how meadow soprano is a green velvet couch bisexual?
January 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
watching breaking bad but skipping all the meth parts
December 13, 2024 at 5:14 AM
I’ve come up with a foolproof stress management system where I knit to calm my nerves and if I stop knitting even for a second I have an anxiety attack
December 11, 2024 at 8:44 PM
my favorite part of breaking bad is when hank becomes a crystals girlie
December 11, 2024 at 7:57 PM
as someone who lives and loves on the west side, being on the east side of manhattan is always the worst and most stressful thing to ever happen to me
December 10, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Wicked is just the Better Call Saul to The Wizard of Oz’s Breaking Bad
November 27, 2024 at 11:10 PM
There is literally no reason to include licorice flavor jelly beans in the assortment!
November 26, 2024 at 4:09 AM
I am based! It’s the pictures that got woke
November 24, 2024 at 5:04 PM
There are so many pauses in Defying Gravity because they wanted to give the audience time to hold space for the lyrics
November 24, 2024 at 5:08 AM
I fear if you look at a movie based on a book that came out 30 years ago that was a direct allegory for and condemnation of fascism and deride it as new woke nonsense, the problem is you
November 23, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I showed my non-theatre bf the stage version of defying gravity vs the movie version and he said it just felt like a marvel movie
November 22, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Wicked but every time the mention the wizard they call him daddy
November 22, 2024 at 3:27 AM
when Twitter mutuals don’t follow me back it’s like ok did our parasocial online friendships in late 2020/early 2021 mean NOTHING to you????
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Girl on the train wearing a short peacoat, dark skinny jeans, and black booties with a gap at the ankle. Nature healing etc
November 20, 2024 at 8:55 PM
whether or not a dish I own is dishwasher safe is simply not my business
November 20, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Was eating cottage cheese on toast and some of the cottage cheese fell off the toast and into my sleeve 🥰🥰🥰
November 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I’m running away. The theatre employees are jealous and asking to come with me because this “is the second worst thing they’ve ever heard, after what [they] assume the screenings will sound like” but I’m simply too fast
November 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Reposted by alyssugh
Is your child texting about Edith Wharton’s The House of Mirth??? Talk to them before it’s too late!

OMG - Oh Mister Gryce
TBD - That Bertha Dorset
GTG - Gus Trenor Gout?
SMH - Selden Marry Her
WYD - Wipe Your Debts, (Girl)
BRB - Blackmail Rotten Bertha
FYP - Fuck Your Party
November 17, 2024 at 11:25 PM
ozempic? isn’t that what the citizens are called in wicked?
November 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
went to this restaurant and everyone knew you
November 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Everyone is on Bluesky now but it’s really Threads that has everything: people not understanding what Wicked has to do with The Wizard of Oz after seeing both, people not understanding why the main characters in Mean Girls (2004) aren’t nicer, etc
November 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
What if I just use blue sky to post pictures of all the soups I make? Been making some good soups recently
November 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
A remake of sex and the city that is exactly the same except every time they hail a cab it’s one of the minivans
November 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
not now sweetie, mommy is recreating her childhood home on the sims
November 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM