I wish these refs a very “both sides of the pillow are warm and hitting every red light on the way home” evening

I just want to take this moment to give a shout out to the other wives and girlfriends of the men whom we have lost this week to College Football ‘26. May our Kindles be fully stocked during this trying time.

If I had a nickel for every time a republican president went to war with a foreign country based on false information I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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@stlcitysc.com’s proud partner is Energizer, which apparently means the team must sacrifice 98% of their energy and desire to win to the pink bunny before every game as tribute

@stlcitysc.com I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this…

🎶🎶 “We Hate The Team From Kansas And Their ________ BBQ” 🎶🎶

Is the missing word:
A) Shitty
B) Shitty
C) Shitty
D) 𝒮𝒽𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓎 but in ✨𝒞𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒✨

Let’s go CITY ⚽️

“I’ve done my research”

said immediately after the unapologetic regurgitation of an AI summary generated from a two second google search.

The vibes of a PWHL game are simply unmatched.

The severe weather expected across the country tonight is really scary. Imagine how many vampires are going to be out playing baseball.