sometimes i wake up and think “I'm gonna be mysterious today” but then i trip over my own vibe and start oversharing about emotional damage or my current and past 3 hyper focus hobbies at 9am.
But one day Imma be REAL mysterious. Swear.

me: i’m over him
also me: ruins three emotionally healthy connections in case he decides to text back one day.

#oops

Why does nobody wanna play ranked right now?! >:L Wake up supervive.

I’m at the age where with most of the new music I listen to I’m not sure which name is the artist and which is the album.

CANADIAN Version of this series would have been boring. Man gets cancer... Man goes to Dr. because they have universal healthcare. The End.