Alysa Cisneros
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Alysa Cisneros
@alysa.bsky.social
Sunnyvale councilmember, friendly neighborhood poster ~ MPP ~ Latina🇲🇽 ~ 🌈 ~ Antiracist ~ public policy analyst ~ qual/quant research design ~ prof ~ pro 🏘pro labor ✊🏽~ crow policy

“Lively local version of AOC” -angry resident
Ahhhh yes. This would help explain that.
July 21, 2023 at 5:09 PM
But more specifically, the Sunnyvale city council votes twitter account has this:
July 12, 2023 at 10:38 PM
It almost defies the English language so here:
July 12, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Reskeet a picture of yourself and your age. I’m 35.
July 11, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Why does she sit like this
July 8, 2023 at 10:34 PM
My kid found and immediately purchased this print from a random pop up flea market in Berlin.
July 8, 2023 at 6:02 PM
I guess bird sexuality sort of belongs in bird pics feed if you have the settings toggled the right way.
July 7, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Brand accounts adopting weird/edgy personas are tiresome. It takes something truly shocking to impress me. The wretched owl account impressed me.
July 7, 2023 at 8:25 PM
That’s a lentil pâté under the mushrooms. It was so insanely good it boggles the mind. And the pickled beets brightened everything up. I’m half Swedish/Norwegian and the beets were a total nostalgia bomb for me.
July 7, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Copenhagen has a fantastic international food scene, lots of variety. But the best bite of food I had in my entire Europe trip was the smørrebrod served at Aamann’s Deli and Takeaway. The lentil mushroom was, surprisingly, the standout against the smoked salmon and fried whitefish.
July 7, 2023 at 7:51 PM
I promised to report back on the (allegedly) excellent Mexican food at Sanchez in Copenhagen. And as promised, I took my homemade carnitas maker dad (and my goofball 15 y/o brother) to try their carnitas. It was… not “good by California standards” as advertised unfortunately.
July 7, 2023 at 7:26 PM
I just need to tell you that Tivoli Gardens is the greatest amusement park in the world. I like the ride where I get to drink alcoholic spritzes and lounge in comfortable chairs on the grass all afternoon. Also, they did decent SF style burritos
July 3, 2023 at 7:39 PM
My normie (but very urbanist) partner did an instagram series where he asked if Danish architecture would fly in the bay. Results were mixed.
July 3, 2023 at 7:35 PM
The apartments are just so beautiful in Copenhagen.
July 3, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Ok so here’s a weird ass thing I witnessed. APPARENTLY, graduating high school seniors rent out massive open top busses to play loud music and scream from the entire weekend after they graduate. They get wasted and create increasingly obscene banners to hang from the busses. I hated their joy.
July 3, 2023 at 7:28 PM
Visited Assistens Cemetery where Hans Christian Andersen is buried. It’s actually a beautiful walking spot and there are unique, interesting memorials everywhere you look.
July 3, 2023 at 7:24 PM
The urbanism in Copenhagen is incredible. Just incredible. You don’t get anything better than this in the world. Don’t let your municipalities tell you that this isn’t possible because I’ve seen it with my own eyes.
July 3, 2023 at 7:18 PM
When we first got to Copenhagen it was unseasonably fucking hot. It SAID it was only around 75f, but with the canal humidity I could have died. This pic was 4am from our fourth floor airbnb somewhere between the Vesterbro and Fredricksberg neighborhoods, highly recommend staying there.
July 3, 2023 at 7:09 PM
So I’ve been in Europe (Copenhagen and Berlin) for almost two weeks but haven’t posted yet. I was so busy enjoying life that I forgot to. Sorry. But I took lots of photos and will now share my adventures! Feat. My normie partner, hellthread dad, my kid, my stepmom, and half bro and sis.
July 3, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Is anyone in the Bay Area up for watching my dog for two weeks 6/21-7/5 (all or part)?? Know someone who might?? Please let me know! This is Luna, she is a good girl and loves cuddling.
June 14, 2023 at 1:48 AM
I… what?
June 12, 2023 at 5:14 AM
What was I dreaming?!?!
June 11, 2023 at 4:45 PM
My Luna is also a powerful woman on prozac! She’s a pitbull/boston terrier, meaning she seems kind of small but weighs 50 pounds. Dense like a beautiful neutron star.
June 10, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Pozole recipe skeets 2 of 2!
June 8, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Pozole recipe skeets 1 of 2!
June 8, 2023 at 6:39 PM