Aly Lauren
@alypally.bsky.social
Professional Cuddler, Unprofessional everything else. Bio nerd, psychonaut, keeper of many plants, one dog, and a snake.
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It takes a village. And coffee, it takes lots of coffee. And tums. The chewy ones.
And comfortable shoes. And a book just in case. And a coven of powerful witches who owe you a blood debt. That helps.
And tacos, it also takes tacos.
And comfortable shoes. And a book just in case. And a coven of powerful witches who owe you a blood debt. That helps.
And tacos, it also takes tacos.
August 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It takes a village. And coffee, it takes lots of coffee. And tums. The chewy ones.
And comfortable shoes. And a book just in case. And a coven of powerful witches who owe you a blood debt. That helps.
And tacos, it also takes tacos.
And comfortable shoes. And a book just in case. And a coven of powerful witches who owe you a blood debt. That helps.
And tacos, it also takes tacos.
Flower is obsessed with this fuzzy rug. No clue how I would clean it but we may need one for our house.
August 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Flower is obsessed with this fuzzy rug. No clue how I would clean it but we may need one for our house.
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Okay but hear me out:
A book club that meets by candlelight in an ominous Victorian mansion during every full moon.
A book club that meets by candlelight in an ominous Victorian mansion during every full moon.
August 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Okay but hear me out:
A book club that meets by candlelight in an ominous Victorian mansion during every full moon.
A book club that meets by candlelight in an ominous Victorian mansion during every full moon.
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y'all got a fish bowl? he's looking to rent one
August 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
y'all got a fish bowl? he's looking to rent one
Beautiful lighting on Flower being less than photogenic
August 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Beautiful lighting on Flower being less than photogenic
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Aching heart girl summer, filled with care to breaking girl summer, tender heart girl summer, healing hands girl summer
August 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Aching heart girl summer, filled with care to breaking girl summer, tender heart girl summer, healing hands girl summer
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my brother if you are struggling to get laid in 2025 and you think you'd do better in a world where women are even more aggressively shamed for expressing their sexuality and also don't have access to birth control i don't know what to tell you.
August 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
my brother if you are struggling to get laid in 2025 and you think you'd do better in a world where women are even more aggressively shamed for expressing their sexuality and also don't have access to birth control i don't know what to tell you.
As someone who loves reading sci-fi and horror, I feel some vague moral obligation to occasionally read "classic" authors.
I am struggling with Lovecraft. I respect the impact he had. But it's clunky. I at least read The Call of Cthulu and will be taking a break to read something for funsies.
I am struggling with Lovecraft. I respect the impact he had. But it's clunky. I at least read The Call of Cthulu and will be taking a break to read something for funsies.
August 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
As someone who loves reading sci-fi and horror, I feel some vague moral obligation to occasionally read "classic" authors.
I am struggling with Lovecraft. I respect the impact he had. But it's clunky. I at least read The Call of Cthulu and will be taking a break to read something for funsies.
I am struggling with Lovecraft. I respect the impact he had. But it's clunky. I at least read The Call of Cthulu and will be taking a break to read something for funsies.
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Good news, everyone
August 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good news, everyone
Look at this chunky little katydid nymph. She's gonna get her big girl wings soon!
(no, I have no clue if this is a female)
(no, I have no clue if this is a female)
August 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Look at this chunky little katydid nymph. She's gonna get her big girl wings soon!
(no, I have no clue if this is a female)
(no, I have no clue if this is a female)
My very cute cornsnake. This is Peaches. The snakes were adorable this week. I briefly thought he had escaped his enclosure somehow until he popped out to say hello.
July 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My very cute cornsnake. This is Peaches. The snakes were adorable this week. I briefly thought he had escaped his enclosure somehow until he popped out to say hello.
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If I lay down on this moss will you stack cool river stones around me like a forest air conditioner
July 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If I lay down on this moss will you stack cool river stones around me like a forest air conditioner
This is Ginger. He joined my little zoo and is generally a problem. But he's very cute.
July 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is Ginger. He joined my little zoo and is generally a problem. But he's very cute.
Totally forgot I had a Bluesky.
Hello again!
Hello again!
July 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Totally forgot I had a Bluesky.
Hello again!
Hello again!
Back home with my little goblin 😊
January 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Back home with my little goblin 😊
Happy New Year's Eve!
December 31, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Happy New Year's Eve!
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 20
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 20
December 27, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 20
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 20
Important road trip update. Kansas has more bats than I expected.
And they're kind of huge.
Actively looking for vampires from the backseat currently.
And they're kind of huge.
Actively looking for vampires from the backseat currently.
December 25, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Important road trip update. Kansas has more bats than I expected.
And they're kind of huge.
Actively looking for vampires from the backseat currently.
And they're kind of huge.
Actively looking for vampires from the backseat currently.
Starting a 16 hour road trip with my siblings... and we spent the first hour finding food on Christmas Eve. Thoughts and prayers, y'all
December 25, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Starting a 16 hour road trip with my siblings... and we spent the first hour finding food on Christmas Eve. Thoughts and prayers, y'all
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Confess your unbridled love to me in a candlelit library in Vienna during a full moon on a cold winter’s night before passionately kissing me, or kindly stop wasting my time.
December 23, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Confess your unbridled love to me in a candlelit library in Vienna during a full moon on a cold winter’s night before passionately kissing me, or kindly stop wasting my time.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 19
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 19
December 23, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 19
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 19
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Took a DNA test and apparently I'm 46% pastry.
December 19, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Took a DNA test and apparently I'm 46% pastry.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 18
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 18
December 20, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 18
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 18
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Sometimes you just need to eat a bunch of French fries about it
December 19, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Sometimes you just need to eat a bunch of French fries about it
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Sometimes I’ll be like “omg I relate so hard to all these memes” then see they’re from some account named like “wow you have some serious issues to deal with and also probably several fairly crippling udiagnosed disorders if you relate so hard to all these memes” and just be like ahhhh beans
December 19, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Sometimes I’ll be like “omg I relate so hard to all these memes” then see they’re from some account named like “wow you have some serious issues to deal with and also probably several fairly crippling udiagnosed disorders if you relate so hard to all these memes” and just be like ahhhh beans