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Alx / Ay-ay-ron
@alxrogan.com
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ND dad & husband. Reluctant technomage. He/him
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If you see this, quote with a vampire who isn’t Dracula.
A picture of Count von Count from Sesame Street.
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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White chihuahua poodle mix dog sitting and wearing a tie. Small brown dog looking at the camera with a blanket over her head like a hood.
October 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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AI lie of the day. Pilot got on before the text to say a broken latch needed to be fixed. 🙄

Also on “save the day,” it’s a 100% full flight and the doors are shut so no “late connections” are coming.
Flight UA430 from Denver to Ontario has a new departure time. Your flight now departs at 11:37am on August 4. We're about to save the day for a few customers with a tight connection. Thank you for your patience as they head to our gate from other flights. We will get you on your way shortly. We're sorry for the delay and are working to get you on your way. Check your flight status and weather map here: https:// gofly.united.com/BPKecnUIRS Confirmation number: IZMXWO (Powered by GenAl)
August 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Charlotte has an opinion.
July 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
Screenshot on my timeline showing @marghoul posting “ow my tit” immediately above a Paperback Paradise post with a picture of a man standing behind a pregnant woman with the title “A Third Tit”
July 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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This guy has started nom'ing his way through the backyard. @nerdpyle.com
A mule deer buck is in profile, about 10 feet away from the photographer. His head is slightly turned to his right. He has some small scars on his head and side. A mule deer buck is standing about 20 feet away from the photographer, looking back towards the camera. He has velvet on his antlers.
June 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel
Screenshot from The Last Starfighter where Centauri wishes Alex luck. “May the luck of the seven pillars of gulu be with you at all times.”
June 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Couple of chipmunk friends stopped by this morning. One was a real ham. @nerdpyle.com
Photo of 2 chipmunks on a wood fence. Top chipmunk is facing away from camera, bottom chipmunk is standing on hind legs turned halfway away from camera. Photo of a chipmunk on a fence post. Chipmunk is in profile, sitting very flat on the top. It is staying very still while the photographer got close.
June 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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TYFYS
Screenshot of Safari showing “Liberated Kinkajou Product/Service: Telnet Description: It still exists. Is Remotely Exploitable?: Yes Allows RCE?: Yes Exposes Sensitive Info?: Yes Allows Privilege Escalation?: Yes Is Wormable?: No Other Risks: Rating: head tilt emoji Submitted on: 2025-04-16 17:49:27”
April 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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What’s your sign?
Types of Knives Paring knife Small knife perfect for chopping veggies or hiding in a coat sleeve for self-defense. Carving knife Gives a smooth, clean cut. Good for taping to a bunch of Roombas so you can watch them fight to the death. Steak knife All-purpose table knife. Try holding a few between your fingers and yelling, "I AM WOLVERINE" until your waiter asks you to stop. Fish filleting knife Good for cutting fish. Bad for trying to juggle in your kitchen to impress a date. Boning knife THROW ONE OF THESE AT A DARTBOARD IT WILL BE COOL! Soup knife Used for cutting soup. Haha nah jk soup is a liquid! I'm just goofing - this is for bread. Switchblade These are illegal. If you use one of these to slice a ham then I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE HAM POLICE (seriously, don't do it). Stone Dagger Used for performing forbidden rituals in the woods at midnight. Cutlass This is technically a sword, but you can use one to put mayo on a sandwich or whatever.
February 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery if you have one
Selfie of a man at South Beach Miami. He is wearing a Houston Astros ball cap, sunglasses, and a tie dye shirt.
February 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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If you see this quote with flowers from your gallery.
Very interesting plant seen at Barclay’s campus in Knutsford.
January 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Friday working with Malley & Charlotte
pov photo taken of a laptop on a lap desk with 2 dogs on the left. The white dog is laying his head on the mousepad while the brown dog lays alongside the persons shirt.
January 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Thank you Team Awesome Force.
Video still of Davin Jaquobis, Dutch, and John Jaquobis (left to right). From the TV show, “Killjoys”.
January 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Dog frens allowed?
A white dog lays on his back in the green grass. His paws are up and he’s smiling.
December 17, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head.
Screenshot of the closing credits of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
December 13, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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Barely posting with images but 1/1 in 21 days 🤣
Screenshot of alxrogan 21 days posting insight from skyzoo.blue showing 1 of 1 image posts having alt-text.
December 2, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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Photo of a canal from Gas Street in Birmingham, England
November 30, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Boop! Charlotte is very selective of her boops.
Photo of brown chi-weenie in profile, with a partial background of Aaron.
November 21, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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Early voting + candy! Failing democracy but gummy bears!
Photo of Haribo Goldbears with a sticker saying “Fort Bend Votes!”
October 31, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Welcome? Here’s a smol lizard.
Picture of a lizard clinging sideways on a wooden plank.
October 17, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
A poster showing a wolf with the following text, “COYOTE ALERT Coyotes have: Bushy black-tipped tails Some fur An EAR The respect of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson IF A COYOTE APPROACHES: -DO NOT TRY TO RIDE IT -Stand tall with arms overhead -Shout in loud, aggressive voice: "I LOVE EGGS" -Stomp your feet and repeatedly chant: "EGGS! EGGS! EGGS!" -Do not turn your back or run -Keep shouting "EGGS!" -Eventually, the coyote will think you are crazy and leave COYOTES ARE ATTRACTED TO: -Trash -Compost -New age mysticism -Outdoor pet food -The pan flute -Discarded blood -Wizards -Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson If you see a coyote, please contact your friends and tell them how cool it is, trust me, they want to know. obvious plant”
September 14, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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Post a picture of you, that’s not actually a picture of you.
Headshot of Guy Fieri looking a bit down.
August 2, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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My daughter told me that this was a liminal space photo. Love the lobby, could be anywhere.
Photo of a hotel from the courtyard, with two long sides and the short side at top. The buildings are black and white, the sky is pale blue.
April 21, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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Are those sweaters XS or XXS? Our 5lb chiweenie wants to know.
Small brown chiweenie standing in green grass.
January 22, 2024 at 2:38 PM