Oui, oui, baguette

I find myself sitting in a broken recliner, staring at a computer. Not necessarily using it. An inch of snow covers the ground. I’m tempted to say I’m outdoors in the 15 degree cold sitting on a broken recliner, staring at a computer. I’m tempted to say the snow “blankets” the ground. But I’m not.

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Ransom Notes Really Starting To Pile Up https://theonion.com/ransom-notes-really-starting-to-pile-up/

Posting this 4 days early because I'm going to forget unless Gordon Lightfoot calls me

My reaction when I have to read small print anymore

time to attend a small elite college in Maine

If the Jesus lover dude wants to hold up signs with quotes from the Bible while standing on the corner of 5th ave and 20th street, then I should be able to do the same with my favorite Shakespeare quotes, and maybe-to a lesser extent-some Emil Cioran aphorisms thrown in

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On