"It was a very cold night. In fact, it was one of the coldest December (added) nights for 30 years, and it makes you proud to be British!"

Just to be clear for the comments section, being an awful person, which this individual clearly is, does not require institutionalising. It requires ignoring and not voting for/voting against.
He's not the worst person around, it just so happens that his personality is amplified and powerful.

Last-first, the Minotaur was a retelling of the story as part of my friends community group 'Urban Wilderness'. It was a lovely parade around a local Victorian park, and i was the big bloke that could operate it.
My strangest Saturday night involved [redacted] with a [redacted]. Unforgettable.

Yes, sorry if that sounded patronising, it was well intended to be a reminder in a heated and messy situation.
All the best sir.

As a fan, I'd just suggest that no thoughts or irritations are aired on here or anywhere else that may be of public record.

Solidarity with everyone, who just enjoyed learning 'mellifluous' and will inflict it on their nearest and dearest as soon as possible.

Attention internet. If you can, try to be more like this.

I was definitely anaspeptic to see the responses here.

I think I'll just reiterate what I've said. I think it's reasonable to have a high expectation of therapists to walk the walk.

You can't encourage anyone to do something you wouldn't do yourself. It's a fundamental rule that I'm sure my fellow trainers would agree on.

Expect the police to be in touch shortly

Unfortunately very real, and right by the back door. It turns out that every fourth animal is a beetle, this just seems to be a rather gnarly looking one. Yet harmless to us.

As a follow up to this.The bike was delivered to a completely different house, 8 miles away. Fortunately they made the effort to find me, and I've been to collect. Fair play to Zwift, they've refunded the entire delivery cost almost immediately and, i hope, are having a strong word with DPD.

Pure evil!

There are only four stars above the Klingon bird of prey!!

(niche, and species inaccurate i know)

Osgood Perkins is one to watch, a slow burn horror that isn't boring for a moment is an achievement.