Need a break from the other place. Please say hi!
March 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Need a break from the other place. Please say hi!
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I bet RBG is rolling over in her grave right now.
January 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I bet RBG is rolling over in her grave right now.
Snickers creamer really brings out the chocolatey flavor of the coffee beans.
January 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Snickers creamer really brings out the chocolatey flavor of the coffee beans.
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People in high places doing shit people in high places shouldn’t be doing.
Or have the authority to do
Or have the authority to do
January 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
People in high places doing shit people in high places shouldn’t be doing.
Or have the authority to do
Or have the authority to do
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I saved this on TikTok right before it went dark. Now I’m bringing it to Bluesky ❤️
January 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I saved this on TikTok right before it went dark. Now I’m bringing it to Bluesky ❤️
I didn’t get shut down tonight
January 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I didn’t get shut down tonight
Pulled this bad boy out today
December 21, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Pulled this bad boy out today
Recharging my phone at 830 in the morning is a new record
December 21, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Recharging my phone at 830 in the morning is a new record
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Tonight, we feast on ye sprouts of Brussels. On the morrow, Sir Flatulence and I shall make haste through these dank halls and spring forth unto a new day huzzah
December 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Tonight, we feast on ye sprouts of Brussels. On the morrow, Sir Flatulence and I shall make haste through these dank halls and spring forth unto a new day huzzah
4 of my 5 personalities told me to go back to bed. The 5th one had a lot of coffee and had to pee
December 21, 2024 at 3:11 PM
4 of my 5 personalities told me to go back to bed. The 5th one had a lot of coffee and had to pee
In my car in front of the shop flipping a coin to bail
December 11, 2024 at 12:21 PM
In my car in front of the shop flipping a coin to bail
December 5, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I’m firing my holey socks today for breach of contract
December 3, 2024 at 12:19 PM
I’m firing my holey socks today for breach of contract
This is exactly what I’m thinking right now
December 1, 2024 at 11:50 PM
This is exactly what I’m thinking right now
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Then: "go outside and touch grass."
Me, a history major, touching grass: "we stole this."
Me, a history major, touching grass: "we stole this."
November 28, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Then: "go outside and touch grass."
Me, a history major, touching grass: "we stole this."
Me, a history major, touching grass: "we stole this."
There’s a dead bird in my fridge
November 28, 2024 at 12:35 PM
There’s a dead bird in my fridge
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Ending my presentation at work and turning the iPad around for a tip
November 25, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Ending my presentation at work and turning the iPad around for a tip
Wsup?
a close up of a sloth 's face looking at the camera
ALT: a close up of a sloth 's face looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Wsup?
Went to the Fleet Farm for Christmas gifts cz I’m a pro
November 23, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Went to the Fleet Farm for Christmas gifts cz I’m a pro
A lone goose just flew over my house squawking profusely. Probably overslept.
November 23, 2024 at 1:51 PM
A lone goose just flew over my house squawking profusely. Probably overslept.
Crop dusting in target tonight was basically like farting in a hotel elevator
November 23, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Crop dusting in target tonight was basically like farting in a hotel elevator
How long would it take for a duck to change pants?
And other things that keep me awake at work
And other things that keep me awake at work
November 20, 2024 at 12:15 PM
How long would it take for a duck to change pants?
And other things that keep me awake at work
And other things that keep me awake at work