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Altybear
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31 》He/Him 》PNW 》🐻🏳️‍🌈 》Massage Therapist 》Fantastical Creature 》Tragic Optimist 》Easily Seduced by Snacks
I'm building an adventuring Party of 13 people. The goal is to create a cohesive network of information distribution whilst still framing it as a fantastical adventuring party.

What would be some good names for roles I could assign to people and what would those roles entail ya think?
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Watching a homeless PDXer cooking + trying to stay warm over a little fire on the side of the road. My kid reminds me that homeless folks are more likely to die by fire than any other demographic. Never forget: we can house everyone, keep us ALL warm and fed and we just don't. Bc billionaires.
January 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I hate how many proper nouns exist in politics
January 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I am still hunting for Applicants!
So my writing project for [Systemless] is popping off and I need a bard, a sorcerer, and a warlock.

<-Accepting Applications!->

Bard
Rq Sk: [Linguistics]

Sorcerer
Rq Sk: [Vibe Check]

Warlock
Rq Sk: [Contract Negotiation],
[Knowledge Diefic], and [Intuitive]

<-Reward Variable->
January 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Also Update! I cannot be fucked to spend all my time online!

Im throwing a Party, its a thing?! Paws & Prophecies was dope! Lets see what happens when I do it this wag!
January 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Todays Quest Objectives!
[_] Body Alchemy : Add Water
[_] Read Grimoire
[_] Shitpost
[__] Quests Completed!
January 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Fatness Training🦌
December 6, 2024 at 7:46 PM
December 4, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Should i throw caution to the wind and just be the unhinged feral creature that every one of my friends know I am? Because masking online is the most taxing of shit...
November 28, 2024 at 7:26 AM
I am so fucking excited!
November 26, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Do yall think this werewolf T is horny enough?
November 26, 2024 at 4:34 AM
What are you doing today to make it weird?
November 19, 2024 at 8:10 PM
You can talk to me whilst I have my morning coffee... but dont expect anything productive till the cup is empty.
November 18, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Really love how my wall scroll sits in the tx room
November 10, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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I can smell how sweaty those underwear are from here 🤎
November 10, 2024 at 3:19 AM
The park was really cool the other night!
November 2, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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I carved my sona on a pumpkin...

Pls clap
October 20, 2023 at 6:10 AM
Deep cleaning my house in a loincloth today! Big Orc boyfriend vibes!
October 22, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Its before six am and I am wired and awake.

I blame moon madness. But this does offer the oppertunity to.habe coffee sooner in my day!
October 22, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Would I aquire
So I desire
Your love
Your touch
Your grace
Now stride confidently forward
And sit upon mine face.
July 8, 2024 at 9:37 PM
If your Dad is not compatible with the life you live, I'm your Dad now.

I'm proud of you for what you've done!
You're doing great, even if things are bad right now.
I love you!

Happy Fathers Day!
June 16, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I am so fucking excited for this queer chaos in the fucking woods! Camp Wolf Pah here I come!
May 15, 2024 at 11:50 PM
You will find me
For i have never left you

You will see me
Only when others fail to

I have danced in halls of ivory
And on field of lillies and ice

But i have never left you
And in you my world suffice.
January 21, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Its a vibe when your one shot characters are named:
Jack Fibinacci
Luc Jenkins
And Tanya Lo'Rax

Respectivly
A Rogue/Sorcerer Cowboy rabbit creature
A halfling wizard looking for his dad Leroy
A 6'6" strongwoman Eladrin paladin with a bone to pick about the environment.
January 13, 2024 at 10:45 PM