Alt Rural Librarian
@altrurallibrarian.bsky.social
This is my shitposting account where I don’t use my name and face…so I can shitpost. Also. I made that macaroni dragon in my profile pic.
That’s more like it!
“It’s amazing that others in this room underwrote electing a man who, in the last week, single-handedly destroyed all of American science. It’s amazing how much good science you can destroy with $320 million and RFK Jr, very fast.”
— Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize
— Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize
April 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That’s more like it!
Stop using homophobia to insult Republicans, you’re just making them look iconic. JD Vance doesn’t deserve this look.
April 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Stop using homophobia to insult Republicans, you’re just making them look iconic. JD Vance doesn’t deserve this look.
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Keep pushing back. Every win matters.
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
Anger, then relief after Pentagon restores Navajo code talker webpages
Navajo Nation leaders and families of code talkers had pushed back against the removals.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Keep pushing back. Every win matters.
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
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It’s giving Minority Report
Imagine trying to deport someone for their "expected beliefs"
April 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s giving Minority Report
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Trans Pied Piper retelling, you say? 🪈
As you wish.
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉'𝒔 𝑭𝒍𝒖𝒕𝒆
An itch exclusive short story.
And it's free! 🥳
danifinn.itch.io/the-witchs-f...
As you wish.
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉'𝒔 𝑭𝒍𝒖𝒕𝒆
An itch exclusive short story.
And it's free! 🥳
danifinn.itch.io/the-witchs-f...
April 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Trans Pied Piper retelling, you say? 🪈
As you wish.
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉'𝒔 𝑭𝒍𝒖𝒕𝒆
An itch exclusive short story.
And it's free! 🥳
danifinn.itch.io/the-witchs-f...
As you wish.
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉'𝒔 𝑭𝒍𝒖𝒕𝒆
An itch exclusive short story.
And it's free! 🥳
danifinn.itch.io/the-witchs-f...
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It's long past time to ban insider trading in Congress.
April 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It's long past time to ban insider trading in Congress.
Y’all have military recruitment material in your teen areas?
April 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Y’all have military recruitment material in your teen areas?
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If you know anyone planning to get their child live rabbits for Easter, please talk them out of it. Tell them to get a stuffed toy and sponsor a rescue bunny instead! 🐇 www.merrymacfarmsanctuary.org/meet-the-bun...
April 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If you know anyone planning to get their child live rabbits for Easter, please talk them out of it. Tell them to get a stuffed toy and sponsor a rescue bunny instead! 🐇 www.merrymacfarmsanctuary.org/meet-the-bun...
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NEW: ALA is going to court to stop the President’s attempts to illegally dismantle the Institute of Museum & Library Services.
The President does not have the authority to destroy a federal agency. That's why we're taking action with our co-plaintiff @afscme.bsky.social. #ForOurLibraries (1/3)
The President does not have the authority to destroy a federal agency. That's why we're taking action with our co-plaintiff @afscme.bsky.social. #ForOurLibraries (1/3)
April 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
NEW: ALA is going to court to stop the President’s attempts to illegally dismantle the Institute of Museum & Library Services.
The President does not have the authority to destroy a federal agency. That's why we're taking action with our co-plaintiff @afscme.bsky.social. #ForOurLibraries (1/3)
The President does not have the authority to destroy a federal agency. That's why we're taking action with our co-plaintiff @afscme.bsky.social. #ForOurLibraries (1/3)
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Can we stop calling these atrocities "deportations." These people sold to El Salvadorian prisons were not deported. Deportation is a process that did not take place. They were rounded up and removed with no process. They were kidnapped, not deported.
April 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Can we stop calling these atrocities "deportations." These people sold to El Salvadorian prisons were not deported. Deportation is a process that did not take place. They were rounded up and removed with no process. They were kidnapped, not deported.
The utter brain rot of a once-great author tweeting THE ONE acephobic joke as if she’s Oscar Wilde. Like literally the first joke you think of when you hear about asexuality and then hopefully realize you’re being an unfunny asshole and keep it to yourself.
April 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The utter brain rot of a once-great author tweeting THE ONE acephobic joke as if she’s Oscar Wilde. Like literally the first joke you think of when you hear about asexuality and then hopefully realize you’re being an unfunny asshole and keep it to yourself.
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
About Signalgate: The Houthi rebels were *rebelling* against Saudi influence in Yemen. So guess whose side our war crimes were on…
April 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
About Signalgate: The Houthi rebels were *rebelling* against Saudi influence in Yemen. So guess whose side our war crimes were on…
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Also I hope we're all on this same page
EVERYONE needs to be brought out of that El Salvadorian hell hole
they were ALL wrongfully deported.
I mean it's good to focus on 'And this guy was here legally and not ever a gang member AND they're Venezuelan'
but NO ONE should've been sent there
EVERYONE needs to be brought out of that El Salvadorian hell hole
they were ALL wrongfully deported.
I mean it's good to focus on 'And this guy was here legally and not ever a gang member AND they're Venezuelan'
but NO ONE should've been sent there
April 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Also I hope we're all on this same page
EVERYONE needs to be brought out of that El Salvadorian hell hole
they were ALL wrongfully deported.
I mean it's good to focus on 'And this guy was here legally and not ever a gang member AND they're Venezuelan'
but NO ONE should've been sent there
EVERYONE needs to be brought out of that El Salvadorian hell hole
they were ALL wrongfully deported.
I mean it's good to focus on 'And this guy was here legally and not ever a gang member AND they're Venezuelan'
but NO ONE should've been sent there
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They are doing it to schools already - libraries won’t be far behind
April 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They are doing it to schools already - libraries won’t be far behind
We will not be having rainbows for our color-themed Summer Reading Program displays. Rainbows are cancelled.
April 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
We will not be having rainbows for our color-themed Summer Reading Program displays. Rainbows are cancelled.