Jacob Altruest
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Jacob Altruest
@altruest.bsky.social
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Scientist and such

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Very funny that im apparently "Grass" or "Grass-Grass"
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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I always get those cold spam text messages that pretend they already know you and wonder who actually falls for that. Turns out, people who get scammed out of millions in crypto do all the time (From the @courtwatch.bsky.social newsletter)
A screenshot of a court document detailing the beginning of a scam, reading "Liu claimed that he had met Victim-l at a conference in New York City. The victim believed that she had never met Liu previously. Still, she and Liu began chatting about their private lives. She became attracted to Liu and developed a relationship."
September 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Can't believe someone wrote and published this without getting embarrassed
The gen Z stare is a textbook example of young people not being old enough yet to know or care about what good manners are and who still need whatever the closest currently socially/legally acceptable thing is to a slap that one can allow oneself when they indulge in behaviours that are unacceptable if they wish to partake of civilised society.
August 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I just liked my little clown nose Nabstablook
Nabstablook, a ghost from undertale, with a clown nose
July 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Again, I suggest you read the article! Obviously that context didn't fit in a tweet but the authors actually address exactly that in the text.
July 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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They are doing that though. This paragraph is right there in the article.
The Astronomer CEO’s name, his wife’s name, the head of HR’s name, and the third company executive’s name and social media profiles are all over the TikTok comments and Reddit comments. His latest LinkedIn post was full of comments about the incident, left before he disabled comments and ultimately deleted the post. Commenters have pointed out that his wife has removed his last name from several of her social media profiles.
July 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Highly recommend getting a comm of your fave Pokemon from @batshaped.bsky.social if they're open! Act fast and you too could have an action shot of your best and most terrible boy!
A shot of the Pokemon Croagunk, crouching, ready to pounce
June 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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This is basically Super Saiyan
Matthew 17:2 from the Bible: "While they watched, Jesus’ appearance was changed; his face became bright like the sun, and his clothes became white as light."
May 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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You got it
A dummy thick amongus
January 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Let me introduce you to Mr. Nobody. I was this 🤏🏾 close to shelling out $150 for a full sized replica but I settled for a refrigerator magnet instead
A ceramic statue of a white man with pants pulled up to his neck, holding a teacup and teapot. He looks like a Dutch man from the 1800s
January 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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The kinda stuff he saw:
Two concentric circles that kind of look like a 2d representation of a plate, labled plate
January 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I don't remember if I did this last year and forgot but hello #AddToBlackSky
A picture of me, a black man with a Morehouse College sweatshirt on
November 27, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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This is bullshit. I can't believe there's not a weird Italian festival that's done this for 150 years.
A Google search for "bobbing for mozzarella" that has returned no results.
November 27, 2024 at 12:01 PM
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One book 📚
One film 🎥
One album 💿
The cover of The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern The poster for The Green Knight The poster for a Math Rock album, Familiaris by Snooze
July 27, 2023 at 1:35 AM