Sorry to hear you're not feeling well. Gute Besserung!

Welcome home, CMDR o7

I'm crashing tf out right now. WHAT happened in that meeting?

What extremely-specific, niche advice that I will now take to my grave

You (not you, the staffer who will actually read this, since your boss can't be trusted to stand up on his own let alone speak to his constituents), are everything that's wrong with this country. Nothing more than controlled opposition to make a few extra dollars. Rot in the hell you've created.

It's the self-satisfied smugness of her little "hmph" at the end that makes this so funny.

It's like someone unironically saying "Stick that in your pipe and smoke it"and holding for applause

It could also be heartburn tho fr

If you look closely you can see my escalating relevance lurking between the pixels

Finally some good news

So I punched him outta the air

Stephen Miller is the closest thing on earth to an actual ghoul

Remember to take care of yourself. Life's too short and the world's too crazy not to