I'm so ashamed to have to call myself American

I think if the democrats ever made any real, tangible changes or reforms, this old ghoul would drop dead of shock. Thanks for nothing you feckless, abhorrent idiot for the longest shutdown ever achieving nothing. If we GET elections again, I can't wait to get you and your cronies gone for good.

I don't know if you know this bud, but I'm kind of a big deal

We're currently "governed" by far-right extremists and their center-right enablers. If ever there was a time to get a legitimate third party organized, it's now.

Me, watching a couple friends of mine clutching their pearls over a CEO who's responsible for more systemic harm than anyone could do singlehandedly:

Mochi taking full advantage of heated blanket privilege

Oh, this guy?

Don't worry Chet, my audience will give you a bump 😎

My solution to no heat in my house: heated blanket

Mochi's solution to no heat in the house: Dad's heated blanket