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jade.
@altjade.bsky.social
'92 til infinity 🪽 they/she 🏳️‍⚧️

slow reader, fiction writer, movie enthusiast, lovergirl ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
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I work 2 jobs, raise my kids alone, and currently caring for my dying grandparents—& still earned my associate’s. I’m accepted to Franklin U to finish my bachelor’s but denied aid.

I need help registering before classes close.

Every share or dollar helps me move forward.
gofund.me/614f0a60
May 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Taking myself too seriously online makes me laugh now because no wonder why I get so much spam, I put my whole government name out there for the sake of branding myself. PLEASE!!
May 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I love being high as a kite and coming up with thoughts that feel like a Jimmy Neutron brain blast.
May 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm not sure why it took me this long to reach this point, but I've realized that if I am not captivated by your novel in the first two chapters (depending on the length), I will return it to Kindle Unlimited or put it in my tiny library donation pile.
February 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Free ideas:

Kitchen Nightmares x Bar Rescue where if the business doesn't succeed in a year, they buy it from the owner.

To sell to an aspiring restaurant owner who just had been lacking the funds. A mom and pops looking for something bigger.
February 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
One thing I have always hated is how easily I'm influenced by people I admire. My favorite writer hates a certain style? I'm avoiding it. Though, it is nuanced because if I'm already partial to something, I'll give it up. Who needs it.

I still won't join a cult, though.
January 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Marvel Rivals? You mean the need to scream at people for being horrible at teamwork or my need to gloat about being MVP for the first time in 80 games? Yeah, I know that game.
January 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Crying is cathartic even if it brings a headache and a lot of emotional awareness to how people lack to care for you.
January 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
This book is just not writing itself no matter how much I think about it.
January 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
This is the era I want to live in forever.
January 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I promise I'm so normal and not mean 🥺
I have an all-black women writing coven I run, but I am trying to make a writing group that’s open to anyone. If you’re a mutual who would be interested in meeting once a month over Zoom with smart folks for writing support, chopping it up, and at least an hour long writing sesh, hit me up.
January 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
People who make their mental illness(es) the definition of them confuse me. I talked about my diagnosis and instantly started crying. How do you just adjust and drop it in conversation every five minutes??? I can't.
January 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I'm coming into an issue with reading where I can't focus on the story because I'm too busy thinking about writing yet I know the only way to get better at writing is by reading!!!
January 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Why was the Jerry Springer documentary so lackluster? Two episodes explaining the rise of the show to them end it with, "Yeah, we had to get rid of the nudity and then it sucked!" Huh?!

This doesn't even include the fact that it happened right after the sad stories of the producers.
January 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I'm reading short stories at an alarming rate and I'm truly thinking of churning them out for my newsletter.
January 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Perverts, yearners, and sensualists! All that edging is over. The moment has finally arrived. Here is my 40-films deep list of movies that fuck. Argue with your momma. I know I freaked it with this one. letterboxd.com/angelicajade...
Movies That Fuck: A List for Sensualists and Perverts
I was on Bluesky recently (bad idea — social media rots your brain and spirit) and I saw some young in’ say that Robert Eggers film, Nosferatu, was for real perverts. And it so perturbed me I decided ...
letterboxd.com
December 31, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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“You will be visited by three spirits!”

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Every few weeks I am utterly paralyzed by my desire to scream the entirety of The Emancipation of Mimi.

Even the Gospels.
December 20, 2024 at 9:22 AM
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A mentality I had to grow out of in my early 20s, but “Debate me bro!” types have tricked the entire internet into thinking it’s “your job” to look at a screen and force yourself to be mad. That’s what Twitter is now.

That is not normal. You use to go online to improve your mood by feeding a Neopet
“Bluesky is an echo chamber”

Yes of course it is, I tailored it to my taste, interests, opinions, and community. I’m here to have a good time, not argue with strangers lmao
December 15, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Being called the crazy cat lady is hilarious because I swear they just hate to see a cool bitch winning.
December 16, 2024 at 6:29 AM
I'm still here.
December 16, 2024 at 6:28 AM
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HBO has declined to renew “Sesame Street” for new episodes. The series that’s been teaching generations of little kids since 1969 now has no studio.

Please consider donating to Sesame Workshop to ensure the residents of 123 Sesame Street are still around to teach kids of all needs and backgrounds.
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December 15, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Short hair fills me with joy.
December 14, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Tonight I re-read a journal entry from 2022 about forgetting how to write. I felt like I absolutely had no idea on how to do it or why I hated everything I wrote.

Why didn't anyone tell me it was OCD?
December 12, 2024 at 10:59 AM