Altar Egoist
@altar-egoist.bsky.social
Adelaide based limp wristed art warlock with Rasputinesque aspirations.
Is satisfaction meant to feel like a pause between pains?
November 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Is satisfaction meant to feel like a pause between pains?
This is the kind of family dinner in which someone's latent trauma based telekinetic powers activate.
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
This is the kind of family dinner in which someone's latent trauma based telekinetic powers activate.
Shazam but for ideas I only remember random bits of.
October 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Shazam but for ideas I only remember random bits of.
My therapist advised me to start training as therapist.
Therapy is a MLM.
Therapy is a MLM.
October 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
My therapist advised me to start training as therapist.
Therapy is a MLM.
Therapy is a MLM.
How did I end up like this? Corporate job, mortgage, therapy....
I went to art school. I had dreams of being a poor bohemian with a drug problem.
I went to art school. I had dreams of being a poor bohemian with a drug problem.
September 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
How did I end up like this? Corporate job, mortgage, therapy....
I went to art school. I had dreams of being a poor bohemian with a drug problem.
I went to art school. I had dreams of being a poor bohemian with a drug problem.
A blood moon on a Monday, during the witching hour, which is also the lunar hour?
Inverted moon talisman incoming.
Inverted moon talisman incoming.
September 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A blood moon on a Monday, during the witching hour, which is also the lunar hour?
Inverted moon talisman incoming.
Inverted moon talisman incoming.
Mega-Victreebel: the Auto-erotic asphyxiation Pokemon.
August 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Mega-Victreebel: the Auto-erotic asphyxiation Pokemon.
Telling my nieces I've twisted my ankle like:
August 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Telling my nieces I've twisted my ankle like:
Bluesky is my chosen 'screaming into the void' experience.
August 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Bluesky is my chosen 'screaming into the void' experience.
My Boyfriend, after serving up a great dinner: I've learnt that my love language is cooking.
Me: hmmm... what's mine?
BF, his tone shifting: Well it's not acts of service.
💀
Me: hmmm... what's mine?
BF, his tone shifting: Well it's not acts of service.
💀
August 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
My Boyfriend, after serving up a great dinner: I've learnt that my love language is cooking.
Me: hmmm... what's mine?
BF, his tone shifting: Well it's not acts of service.
💀
Me: hmmm... what's mine?
BF, his tone shifting: Well it's not acts of service.
💀
You listen to Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero" because you want a strong man to save you from the world.
I listen to it because I'm an antagonist in want of an archenemy.
We are not the same.
I listen to it because I'm an antagonist in want of an archenemy.
We are not the same.
July 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You listen to Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero" because you want a strong man to save you from the world.
I listen to it because I'm an antagonist in want of an archenemy.
We are not the same.
I listen to it because I'm an antagonist in want of an archenemy.
We are not the same.
RE: logging a complaint to the ACNC about Collective Shout and the MasterCard / Steam / Itch situation
To anyone interested in a template, here is the complaint I'm sending. Tried to hit every angle I could think of...
July 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
RE: logging a complaint to the ACNC about Collective Shout and the MasterCard / Steam / Itch situation
My dog, Seth, looks haunted by past mistakes whenever he is in bed.
July 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My dog, Seth, looks haunted by past mistakes whenever he is in bed.
The Grimorium Verum's spell to stop two friends arguing is to throw an apple at them during the argument. Pretty sure this is just how to turn an argument into a different argument about your fruit throwing.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The Grimorium Verum's spell to stop two friends arguing is to throw an apple at them during the argument. Pretty sure this is just how to turn an argument into a different argument about your fruit throwing.
My pantry door is a blackboard. This "Magician's Circuit" will be washed away soon - it has served its purpose.
July 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My pantry door is a blackboard. This "Magician's Circuit" will be washed away soon - it has served its purpose.
The rise of praise kinks has me concerned for the mental health of bottoms.
July 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The rise of praise kinks has me concerned for the mental health of bottoms.
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I have been personally attacked by @altar-egoist.bsky.social he (called me Rum Tum Tugger)
June 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I have been personally attacked by @altar-egoist.bsky.social he (called me Rum Tum Tugger)
It's pride month, so I must ask:
June 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It's pride month, so I must ask:
I was practicing eyes in oil pastels.
My partner made the smaller one after making fun of me for "using crayons"
My partner made the smaller one after making fun of me for "using crayons"
March 31, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I was practicing eyes in oil pastels.
My partner made the smaller one after making fun of me for "using crayons"
My partner made the smaller one after making fun of me for "using crayons"
My first self portrait, painted over a decade ago in my twink era.
March 31, 2025 at 8:14 AM
My first self portrait, painted over a decade ago in my twink era.
Portrait of Vivian Lynch. I can never tell if I want to make art that's pretty, unpleasant or ugly...so I kinda do all three at once.
March 31, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Portrait of Vivian Lynch. I can never tell if I want to make art that's pretty, unpleasant or ugly...so I kinda do all three at once.
Early art school painting experiment featuring Abra.
March 31, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Early art school painting experiment featuring Abra.
A portrait I did when I first started art school.
March 31, 2025 at 8:00 AM
A portrait I did when I first started art school.
I lived with a drag queen called Vivian Lynch at one point, and did a few paintings of her.
March 31, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I lived with a drag queen called Vivian Lynch at one point, and did a few paintings of her.