Alt American
@altamerican.bsky.social
Yankee Chef abroad, USAF vet, salty, defiant, and non compliant
Even Macarthyism has been enshitified
December 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Even Macarthyism has been enshitified
Ah yes, but then the Sounders ascended to the MLS and all was right in the world
December 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Ah yes, but then the Sounders ascended to the MLS and all was right in the world
Just a wee bit too late fuck boy
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Just a wee bit too late fuck boy
All that work to make the world's most blandest, cardboard tasting fries.
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
All that work to make the world's most blandest, cardboard tasting fries.
Oh dear, last time I lived there was 2010...and then for only 3 years after I left in 88.
To be fair, I feel like the west coast had been overwhelmed by social needs compared to most other states.
To be fair, I feel like the west coast had been overwhelmed by social needs compared to most other states.
December 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Oh dear, last time I lived there was 2010...and then for only 3 years after I left in 88.
To be fair, I feel like the west coast had been overwhelmed by social needs compared to most other states.
To be fair, I feel like the west coast had been overwhelmed by social needs compared to most other states.
When my oldest brother decried the firing of the local hospital CEO because they 'lost millions because of the illegals' I knew he was going to vote for Trump.
Fucking shocking from a lifelong Dem in Dem Washington State.
Now please ask me if I give a shit if a CEO of a hospital gets fired...
Fucking shocking from a lifelong Dem in Dem Washington State.
Now please ask me if I give a shit if a CEO of a hospital gets fired...
December 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
When my oldest brother decried the firing of the local hospital CEO because they 'lost millions because of the illegals' I knew he was going to vote for Trump.
Fucking shocking from a lifelong Dem in Dem Washington State.
Now please ask me if I give a shit if a CEO of a hospital gets fired...
Fucking shocking from a lifelong Dem in Dem Washington State.
Now please ask me if I give a shit if a CEO of a hospital gets fired...
I'll say it for you:
Fuck Irán, Fuck Egypt, and holy motherfuckinggod Fuck FIFA
Fuck Irán, Fuck Egypt, and holy motherfuckinggod Fuck FIFA
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'll say it for you:
Fuck Irán, Fuck Egypt, and holy motherfuckinggod Fuck FIFA
Fuck Irán, Fuck Egypt, and holy motherfuckinggod Fuck FIFA
ain't no good war but the class war
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
ain't no good war but the class war
Shits fucked, yo...
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Shits fucked, yo...
He's got enough loans from banks to prop up the stock artificially to keep the market cap in place, to use as collateral to get more loans to buy more shares....the Elon Ouroboros. The market will collapse if/when he kicks it leaving the rest of us holding the bag.
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
He's got enough loans from banks to prop up the stock artificially to keep the market cap in place, to use as collateral to get more loans to buy more shares....the Elon Ouroboros. The market will collapse if/when he kicks it leaving the rest of us holding the bag.
A cotton candy-colored goby they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper
Go to sleep, everything is alright....
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper
Go to sleep, everything is alright....
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
A cotton candy-colored goby they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper
Go to sleep, everything is alright....
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper
Go to sleep, everything is alright....
This would be amazing. When Strom Thurmond was carried out for the final time all his skeletons fell out of the closet and I just can't wait to see Lady Lindsey dirty laundry.... South Carolina deserves better.
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This would be amazing. When Strom Thurmond was carried out for the final time all his skeletons fell out of the closet and I just can't wait to see Lady Lindsey dirty laundry.... South Carolina deserves better.
'Democracy' in that sentence is doing some heavy lifting...
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
'Democracy' in that sentence is doing some heavy lifting...
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
All of a sudden this republican cares...not when he was convicted on felonies....not when he called women piggies, stupid, etc. Not when he did all the shit up until now...
And he only cares because it affected him personally.
He can go pound sand with the rest of the garbage.
And he only cares because it affected him personally.
He can go pound sand with the rest of the garbage.
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
All of a sudden this republican cares...not when he was convicted on felonies....not when he called women piggies, stupid, etc. Not when he did all the shit up until now...
And he only cares because it affected him personally.
He can go pound sand with the rest of the garbage.
And he only cares because it affected him personally.
He can go pound sand with the rest of the garbage.
I may not say I love you enough but goddamn if your birthday is gonna pass by without me cooking up your favorites
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I may not say I love you enough but goddamn if your birthday is gonna pass by without me cooking up your favorites
stop giving this cunt a platform
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
stop giving this cunt a platform
Minimum wage pegged to inflation
term limits
maximum age for politicians
end fudiciary responsibility for corporations
term limits
maximum age for politicians
end fudiciary responsibility for corporations
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Minimum wage pegged to inflation
term limits
maximum age for politicians
end fudiciary responsibility for corporations
term limits
maximum age for politicians
end fudiciary responsibility for corporations
I love everything about this
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I love everything about this