Alt American
@altamerican.bsky.social
Yankee Chef abroad, USAF vet, salty, defiant, and non compliant
How I feel when I get new followers
December 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
How I feel when I get new followers
every person that orders a taco gets a peace prize
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December 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
every person that orders a taco gets a peace prize
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oh....that's just silly, Frank Zappa
October 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
oh....that's just silly, Frank Zappa
I am an immigrant.
I had an interaction with the police the other morning.
He gestured to his neck and pointed to my dog.
I put the leash on her. He went on his way, I went on mine.
This is one of the many reasons we emigrated from the US.
Obligatory picture of the troublemaker
I had an interaction with the police the other morning.
He gestured to his neck and pointed to my dog.
I put the leash on her. He went on his way, I went on mine.
This is one of the many reasons we emigrated from the US.
Obligatory picture of the troublemaker
October 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I am an immigrant.
I had an interaction with the police the other morning.
He gestured to his neck and pointed to my dog.
I put the leash on her. He went on his way, I went on mine.
This is one of the many reasons we emigrated from the US.
Obligatory picture of the troublemaker
I had an interaction with the police the other morning.
He gestured to his neck and pointed to my dog.
I put the leash on her. He went on his way, I went on mine.
This is one of the many reasons we emigrated from the US.
Obligatory picture of the troublemaker
Funniest shit I've seen since Pickle Rick...
October 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Funniest shit I've seen since Pickle Rick...
Chappie knew what the fuck was up.
October 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Chappie knew what the fuck was up.
Fun Fact (absolutely needed today): Gary Larson got his start in my hometown newspaper.
At one point I even delivered that paper one summer....I was the absolute worst paperboy, probably in the history of paperboys.
Rest in Peace, Dr. Goodall, you've earned it.
At one point I even delivered that paper one summer....I was the absolute worst paperboy, probably in the history of paperboys.
Rest in Peace, Dr. Goodall, you've earned it.
October 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Fun Fact (absolutely needed today): Gary Larson got his start in my hometown newspaper.
At one point I even delivered that paper one summer....I was the absolute worst paperboy, probably in the history of paperboys.
Rest in Peace, Dr. Goodall, you've earned it.
At one point I even delivered that paper one summer....I was the absolute worst paperboy, probably in the history of paperboys.
Rest in Peace, Dr. Goodall, you've earned it.
Meanwhile, in our adopted town outside of 'The Land of the Free'....
August 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Meanwhile, in our adopted town outside of 'The Land of the Free'....
It's so hot out right now Nanna needs to calm the f down
July 31, 2025 at 6:01 AM
It's so hot out right now Nanna needs to calm the f down
found a potato that somehow escaped and lived it best life at the back of our pantry cabinet.
Looks like a wee pirate ship.
Looks like a wee pirate ship.
July 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
found a potato that somehow escaped and lived it best life at the back of our pantry cabinet.
Looks like a wee pirate ship.
Looks like a wee pirate ship.
Duckies kind of day
July 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Duckies kind of day
BOOM, 5⭐ Review as well.
June 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
BOOM, 5⭐ Review as well.
June 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
our promo for today
June 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
our promo for today
AHA! Proof the agitators are paid!!!
Look at this ad (sent to me via a SPD officer absolutely convinced of its veracity).
lol.
Look at this ad (sent to me via a SPD officer absolutely convinced of its veracity).
lol.
June 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
AHA! Proof the agitators are paid!!!
Look at this ad (sent to me via a SPD officer absolutely convinced of its veracity).
lol.
Look at this ad (sent to me via a SPD officer absolutely convinced of its veracity).
lol.
On a personal note....my nephew, the cop, can't get to CA to shoot people, so he shot himself with a nail gun in the hand.
My only comment was "Jesus...."
.... nobody got it
My only comment was "Jesus...."
.... nobody got it
June 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
On a personal note....my nephew, the cop, can't get to CA to shoot people, so he shot himself with a nail gun in the hand.
My only comment was "Jesus...."
.... nobody got it
My only comment was "Jesus...."
.... nobody got it
Now I know you verified kids are cool, but I was doing Taco Trump before everyone 😂
June 3, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Now I know you verified kids are cool, but I was doing Taco Trump before everyone 😂
Sure you are, Puddin'.
May 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sure you are, Puddin'.