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altabross.bsky.social
Get a bernese mountain dog so men and women can completely ignore you and swoon over your dog
(Not mine in the picture)
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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"Butters drinks water like a drunk hanging onto a toilet bowl for dear life and I finally got a pic. As an added bonus that I didn't notice while taking it, Mooncake is looking on in judgement." Butters is a fluffy ginger cat and Mooncake is a handsome tuxedo half hidden behind a closet.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
mr. sexual white chocolate @larry_daviid Gf: Would you still love me if I was a ✨ warm girl ✨ ? Bf (not listening, googling is napoleon hairline real): I'd cut you in half with a shovel so there was two of you babe 9:07 AM • 2022-10-14
December 30, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Adam Cerious @Browtweaten me: any idea how my house burned down? detective: fireworks me: *sadly* yeah I guess it does 5:44 PM • 2022-11-08
December 29, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Andrew R (@excelpope@mastodon.world) @ExcelPope Person 1: The glass is 1/2 full Person 2: The glass is 1/2 empty Excel: The glass is the 1st of February 10:17 AM • 2021-10-16
December 26, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
ceeks @70Ceeks Joseph: More like "Joseph Christmas" Mary: we heard you the first time 9:43 AM • 2014-12-21
January 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
altabross.bsky.social
From some very rad metkayina I assume
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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emilystjams.bsky.social
My audience
Meme: Top panel: Four men sitting politely captioned “The return of a beloved Marvel superhero in the Avengers Doomsday teaser Bottom panel: The same four men wildly cheering, captioned: “The return of the depressed whale in Avatar 3”
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
altabross.bsky.social
I was not responding to you but to the pro-death penalty person. That's why my post is directly below theirs not yours
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM