Matt's Alt Account
@alt.matthamlin.me
Just a place for roasting and poasting
This has to be the worst list re-arranging UI ever
May 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This has to be the worst list re-arranging UI ever
(me in the group chat) got the beer tower!!! 🍺🍻
(27 mins later) y’all are on your way right?
(27 mins later) y’all are on your way right?
May 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
(me in the group chat) got the beer tower!!! 🍺🍻
(27 mins later) y’all are on your way right?
(27 mins later) y’all are on your way right?
big github doesn't want you to know, but this is what a staff engineers activity looks like
May 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
big github doesn't want you to know, but this is what a staff engineers activity looks like
The european mind can’t comprehend this
May 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The european mind can’t comprehend this
Vibing to this at the moment
May 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Vibing to this at the moment
Asking my friends for validation
May 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Asking my friends for validation
Surprised that florida's DOT has outsourced unpaid toll notifications to the philippines
May 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Surprised that florida's DOT has outsourced unpaid toll notifications to the philippines
It's pretty crazy that humanity invented the best tool for heating everything but your food
April 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's pretty crazy that humanity invented the best tool for heating everything but your food
When I tell ChatGPT my plan to take a mid-morning nap on a monday
April 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When I tell ChatGPT my plan to take a mid-morning nap on a monday
Patiently waiting for the deli down the street to open so I can order a breakfast sandwich like
April 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Patiently waiting for the deli down the street to open so I can order a breakfast sandwich like