Matt's Alt Account
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Just a place for roasting and poasting
It's kinda crazy that no one has told europeans how to design a proper toilet yet
September 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It's kinda crazy that no one has told europeans how to design a proper toilet yet
what’s the statute of limitations for keeping birthday cards? asking for a friend
August 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
what’s the statute of limitations for keeping birthday cards? asking for a friend
i feel like humanity hasn’t talked enough about why there’s two valid ways to spell whoa/woah
June 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i feel like humanity hasn’t talked enough about why there’s two valid ways to spell whoa/woah
Why are fridges so poorly designed? In order to get the coldest things at the back you basically have to unload everything and then re-load them
June 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Why are fridges so poorly designed? In order to get the coldest things at the back you basically have to unload everything and then re-load them
June 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
day 2 without stable internet, i’ll starting to regress to become like a caveman
June 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
day 2 without stable internet, i’ll starting to regress to become like a caveman
The more I think about it - the more I realize that Walker and Texas Ranger from Talladega Nights are the most accurate representation of the brainrot zeitgeist of the 2020's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOl...
Talladega Nights - Family dinner (Grandpa CHIP)
YouTube video by Well That’s Retarded
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May 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The more I think about it - the more I realize that Walker and Texas Ranger from Talladega Nights are the most accurate representation of the brainrot zeitgeist of the 2020's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOl...
*me whitesplaining Horchata to someone*: it's basically cinnamon toast crunch cereal milk
May 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
*me whitesplaining Horchata to someone*: it's basically cinnamon toast crunch cereal milk
This has to be the worst list re-arranging UI ever
May 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This has to be the worst list re-arranging UI ever
not enough people are terminally online
May 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
not enough people are terminally online
i’ve increasingly seen folks in the back of a plane walk up and pass others to deplane before them
what happened to society?
what happened to society?
May 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i’ve increasingly seen folks in the back of a plane walk up and pass others to deplane before them
what happened to society?
what happened to society?
Just spent more time on the plane finding a gate than the entire time spent in the air 🤦♂️
May 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just spent more time on the plane finding a gate than the entire time spent in the air 🤦♂️
Maybe monorepos were the wrong abstraction this whole time 🤔
May 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Maybe monorepos were the wrong abstraction this whole time 🤔
why is nespresso seen as classy while keurig is seen as trashy?
May 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
why is nespresso seen as classy while keurig is seen as trashy?
how has discord not been replaced yet? it is the worst iOS app i use on any given day by far and hasn’t improved
May 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
how has discord not been replaced yet? it is the worst iOS app i use on any given day by far and hasn’t improved
CRDT-pilling my friend who's working on managing merge conflicts in their tool at work 🫡
May 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
CRDT-pilling my friend who's working on managing merge conflicts in their tool at work 🫡
(me in the group chat) got the beer tower!!! 🍺🍻
(27 mins later) y’all are on your way right?
(27 mins later) y’all are on your way right?
May 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
(me in the group chat) got the beer tower!!! 🍺🍻
(27 mins later) y’all are on your way right?
(27 mins later) y’all are on your way right?
Me vibing to this video in the background while I work on changing the background color of a button to a slightly lighter tint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGtoCUwQXOk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGtoCUwQXOk
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐝 | 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤
1 Hour Working Music for more productive sessions.
Michael Burry, portrayed in The Big Short, is a hedge fund manager who predicted the 2008 financial crisis by betting against the U.S. housing market, recognizing the impending collapse of mortgage-backed securities. His unconventional thinking and bold decisions made him one of the few to profit from the crash.
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May 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Me vibing to this video in the background while I work on changing the background color of a button to a slightly lighter tint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGtoCUwQXOk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGtoCUwQXOk
i like to tell myself that i’m multitasking when i have chatGPT doing some deep research for me and claude code working on a coding task too
May 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i like to tell myself that i’m multitasking when i have chatGPT doing some deep research for me and claude code working on a coding task too
going to build my own everything app and its just pictures of cats
May 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
going to build my own everything app and its just pictures of cats
big github doesn't want you to know, but this is what a staff engineers activity looks like
May 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
big github doesn't want you to know, but this is what a staff engineers activity looks like
How does the Shop app know when I get my mail before USPS/Amazon/etc know?! 🤨
May 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
How does the Shop app know when I get my mail before USPS/Amazon/etc know?! 🤨
the conspiracy theory part of me wonders if HBO rebranded HBO Max as Max originally for some tax write off reason, and now they’re backtracking to reap the same reward
May 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
the conspiracy theory part of me wonders if HBO rebranded HBO Max as Max originally for some tax write off reason, and now they’re backtracking to reap the same reward
it should be illegal to setup a just out of reach of everyone snack arrangement on a coffee table during a party
May 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
it should be illegal to setup a just out of reach of everyone snack arrangement on a coffee table during a party