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Fox interviewer prepping for the interview..
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says `` i am ready to get hurt again . ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says `` i am ready to get hurt again . ''
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:39 AM
alt-text-guy.bsky.social
Most women scare trump.
January 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
alt-text-guy.bsky.social
‘I’m gonna get some of them measles… barefooted!’
Pro-germ person with no medical training walks barefoot through cabin after using plane’s restroom - despite everyone knowing you shouldn’t touch anything in an airplane bathroom with bare skin.
December 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Could it be passengers who remove their shoes and socks?
Pro-germ person with no medical training walks barefoot through cabin after using plane’s restroom - despite everyone knowing you shouldn’t touch anything in an airplane bathroom with bare skin.
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
alt-text-guy.bsky.social
One of these children is Johnson’s real life porn accountability buddy.
Who better to monitor your porn viewing than your son!
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
alt-text-guy.bsky.social
With a net worth of $62 billion, Yass’ ballroom cash is the equivalent of a millionaire chipping in… under $39.00.

He’s got a fortune riding on trump’s help, and it’s actually pretty cheap to him.

This is more important to him than crushing public education.
$62 billion dollar man wants to crush public education.
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
alt-text-guy.bsky.social
Maybe now take a stand against Russia’s illegal war on Ukraine, Rand. Ukraine’s fortitude is literally the only thing stopping Putin’s march across Europe, otherwise know as WW3.

www.reuters.com/article/worl...
U.S. Senator Paul delivers letter from Trump to Putin's government
Republican U.S. Senator Rand Paul said on Wednesday he delivered a letter from President Donald Trump to Russian President Vladimir Putin's government, but the senator and the White House offered different characterizations of the message.
www.reuters.com
October 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
alt-text-guy.bsky.social
It doesn’t affect him, so he doesn’t care.
October 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
alt-text-guy.bsky.social
Speaker Johnson, how are things going with your son as your porn accountability buddy? And release the #trump/epsteinfiles.
October 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
alt-text-guy.bsky.social
Chapter 1, pretend you ended every war in history and beg for a Nobel prize.
You fooled the holy rollers - or are they just using you - but can you fool God? Not without this book!
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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He’s either really into you or really against you…
Trump fears women he can’t control.
October 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Screenshot from @mskellymhayes.bsky.social video is even crazier as masked agents casually shoot a reverend in the skull. A Nat. Library of Medicine study showed rubber bullet wounds are fatal 3% of the time, leave 71% seriously injured, and 15% permanently disabled.

This is not crowd control.
October 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Big egos demand top billing…

#trump/epsteinfiles
October 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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When your ego has no self-awareness.
The art of the deal - negotiating for top billing.
October 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
alt-text-guy.bsky.social
If you say you are Mike Johnson’s accountability buddy, they will put you right through.
October 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Alt text truths
Mike Johnson told The National Association of Christian Lawmakers “I’ll tell you a secret since the media’s not here… I assumed the Lord was going to choose a new Moses. And ‘Oh, thank you, Lord: You’re going to allow me to be Aaron to Moses.’ [In the Hebrew Bible, Aaron is Moses’ brother and a priest who helps him.] I worked to get Steve Scalise elected. And then Jim Jordan. And Tom Emmer. Thirteen people ran for the post. The Lord kept telling me to wait. And I waited and waited. And it came to the end, and the Lord said, ‘Now, step forward.’ ‘Me? I’m supposed to be Aaron.'”
October 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Cash is back.
a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with money flying around him
Alt: Nexstar and Sinclair have a playful money fight to celebrate how Jimmy’s advertisers’ money is going to start rolling in again. Go figure.
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
alt-text-guy.bsky.social
Whoever made him cite English writers must have known he’d go off script.

Troll level = 8.5/10
At least some people don’t pretend to know Rudyard Kipling.
September 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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He looked sadder when Melania shooed him away at her mother’s funeral after he didn’t get all the attention.

www.mercurynews.com/2024/01/18/b...
Grown man doesn’t get attention from his wife at her parent’s funeral. Grown man’s teenage son consoles him after his wife shooed him away in her moment of grief.
September 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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But is she still dateable?
Ivanka’s father has an interesting take on women.
September 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Gimme that attention.
Mike Lee gives up his final shreds of decency to be massaged by trump.
September 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Women are scary.
Images of a guy with a strange relationship with women and girls. If they are critical in any way towards him, he lashes out. If they are young, he wants to date them.
September 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM