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Tried to send a gift card, who knew that Tim ‘Apple’ Cook was so uptight?

#timcook #complicit #apple #shareholdervalue
Tim Cook can attend a grift party for a pedophile protector’s wife, but you can’t use the seven dirty words on an Apple gift card e-delivery.
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Most women scare trump.
January 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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‘I’m gonna get some of them measles… barefooted!’
Pro-germ person with no medical training walks barefoot through cabin after using plane’s restroom - despite everyone knowing you shouldn’t touch anything in an airplane bathroom with bare skin.
December 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Could it be passengers who remove their shoes and socks?
Pro-germ person with no medical training walks barefoot through cabin after using plane’s restroom - despite everyone knowing you shouldn’t touch anything in an airplane bathroom with bare skin.
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
alt-text-guy.bsky.social
One of these children is Johnson’s real life porn accountability buddy.
Who better to monitor your porn viewing than your son!
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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With a net worth of $62 billion, Yass’ ballroom cash is the equivalent of a millionaire chipping in… under $39.00.

He’s got a fortune riding on trump’s help, and it’s actually pretty cheap to him.

This is more important to him than crushing public education.
$62 billion dollar man wants to crush public education.
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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It doesn’t affect him, so he doesn’t care.
October 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Speaker Johnson, how are things going with your son as your porn accountability buddy? And release the #trump/epsteinfiles.
October 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Chapter 1, pretend you ended every war in history and beg for a Nobel prize.
You fooled the holy rollers - or are they just using you - but can you fool God? Not without this book!
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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He’s either really into you or really against you…
Trump fears women he can’t control.
October 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Screenshot from @mskellymhayes.bsky.social video is even crazier as masked agents casually shoot a reverend in the skull. A Nat. Library of Medicine study showed rubber bullet wounds are fatal 3% of the time, leave 71% seriously injured, and 15% permanently disabled.

This is not crowd control.
October 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Big egos demand top billing…

#trump/epsteinfiles
October 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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When your ego has no self-awareness.
The art of the deal - negotiating for top billing.
October 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Amendment, schmendment…
Clarence Thomas thinks he’s one of the gang, but he’s just a cheap but very useful tool.
October 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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If you say you are Mike Johnson’s accountability buddy, they will put you right through.
October 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Alt text truths
Mike Johnson told The National Association of Christian Lawmakers “I’ll tell you a secret since the media’s not here… I assumed the Lord was going to choose a new Moses. And ‘Oh, thank you, Lord: You’re going to allow me to be Aaron to Moses.’ [In the Hebrew Bible, Aaron is Moses’ brother and a priest who helps him.] I worked to get Steve Scalise elected. And then Jim Jordan. And Tom Emmer. Thirteen people ran for the post. The Lord kept telling me to wait. And I waited and waited. And it came to the end, and the Lord said, ‘Now, step forward.’ ‘Me? I’m supposed to be Aaron.'”
October 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Whoever made him cite English writers must have known he’d go off script.

Troll level = 8.5/10
At least some people don’t pretend to know Rudyard Kipling.
September 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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He looked sadder when Melania shooed him away at her mother’s funeral after he didn’t get all the attention.

www.mercurynews.com/2024/01/18/b...
Grown man doesn’t get attention from his wife at her parent’s funeral. Grown man’s teenage son consoles him after his wife shooed him away in her moment of grief.
September 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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But is she still dateable?
Ivanka’s father has an interesting take on women.
September 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Gimme that attention.
Mike Lee gives up his final shreds of decency to be massaged by trump.
September 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Women are scary.
Images of a guy with a strange relationship with women and girls. If they are critical in any way towards him, he lashes out. If they are young, he wants to date them.
September 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Imagine the level of ignorance heading into the booth to be so excited that trump is rolling back epa regulations and killing osha so you can go into the earth and extract the dirtiest fossil fuel. It ain’t ‘clean’ coming out of the mine.

Alt text explains it…
There are ‘cleaner’ ways to process coal than there 100 years ago, but it is still the dirtiest fossil fuel. This picture shows something which does not exist, despite trump’s lies to the contrary.
May 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Alt text about word salad with a side of quotation marks.
Using his “hands” as quotation marks doesn’t make Trump’s daily dose of word salad go down any easier.
May 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Alt Text tells the story…
After gullible magas paid to get his old crappy plane back in the air, the guy even finished the seatbelt extenders in tacky gold.
May 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM