Al
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Al
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Migrant from Malaysia, living in Malta. Dabbler. Hobbyist. Sometimes dopey, mostly earnest.
medium rare tuna steak is a great substitute for steak steak as it turns out
November 27, 2024 at 8:59 PM
my running playlist these days has just been LP’s From Zero on repeat. so good!!
November 27, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

1. stadium usher
2. motorsport ticket salesperson
3. legal intern
4. barista
5. barber
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

1. Electrician at an oil refinery. 18yo. Hated it.
2. Volunteer worker at a refugee camp in Athens.
3. Playwright.
4. Travel+study agent.
5. Actor in three tiny commercials.
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

1. Glass collector at a bar
2. Sound Engineer at nightclub
3. Pornstar
4. Admin Asst at legal firm
5. datacenter engineer/dogsbody
November 21, 2024 at 10:47 PM
there was a time when I used to inspect if my housemate was at home / at the gym / gone to the office based on his shoes at the front door and then reported it to my wife like it was crucial information. always wanted to be a detective
November 21, 2024 at 10:29 PM
said i could tell he was from the netherlands from his accent and he offendedly replied gee thanks. what’s wrong with being dutch
November 20, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Being racially ambiguous means being greeted with assalamualaikum in Amsterdam and konnichiwa in Madrid.
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Went for a film screening of Happy Together and found this lying on a bench. Wanted to take it home with me but was too chicken shit to ask ):
September 24, 2023 at 7:59 AM
Was invited to a Malaysian dinner gathering and everyone invited was Chinese speakers. My spoken Mandarin isn’t strong enough for me to engage so we just sat there mostly waiting to be included. Felt like high school all over again.
September 17, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Happy Pride and Happy 1 year Get-The-Fuck-Out-Of Malaysia Day!
September 17, 2023 at 11:40 AM
Reposted by Al
In Malta sometimes it seems like as soon as you say 'migrant', or reference a non-EU country of origin, assumptions are made about rights and entitlements, and the person is excluded before these assumptions are actually examined. In general Malta has been good to us but come on this is so basic
September 14, 2023 at 4:17 AM
Only decided yesterday that I should start running again and today I registered for a 5k race which is in two weeks!! Making use of this sudden burst of enthusiasm even though the last time I ran a 5k was in 2021✌️
September 3, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Wrote about what life was like in the first 6 months of living in Malta. In short: mostly peaceful but also trying!!
The First Half Of 2023
These events occurred between January and June 2023 and are not in chronological order. The reflections shared here are adapted from my journal. After two rounds of interviews, I got accepted for an i...
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September 3, 2023 at 12:02 PM
I do my best for the environment.
Closed my eyes for one (1) minute before husband startled me awake again by loudly asking "if I die will you turn me into compost"
September 2, 2023 at 10:29 AM