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Alice Radley
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Your new pal. Human impersonator. Part of a healthy breakfast. Coffee achiever. Full of Wessonality. Fictional. Life sized human person. Sentient Being. Alive. Mythical.
Area Man!
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hey, how long has Jim Carrey been Mickey Rourke? This feels new.
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Don’t you dare touch his fren.
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
❤️
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
🥰
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
In the game I’m currently playing, there’s an arachnophobia mode for those who don’t like spiders. They are replaced with cat heads. This is good.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The Creation of Dog - Meowcleangelo
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Is it just me, or is it giving Alien facehugger?
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
At the end, the thing capturing his attention is a ceiling fan.
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
HE’S A VERY CUTE LITTLE BOY. HE’S NAPPING ON DARREN’S SHOULDER AT THE MOMENTITO.
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Always snoozle on AND under a blanket. Gotta have both.
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Everything is a toy.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So, we bought these. We didn’t eat, but we did sniff them. it’s basically vomit in a cup.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My man, the wee man, so cute.
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I promise I’ve given them no cuteness enhancing drugs. They’re just happy girls.
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
@jimswift.bsky.social Whatever it is, it’s contagious. Just popped up for me.
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Me flirting.
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
This is the finest photo I have ever taken. He’s in my arms, with his little blanket.
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sometimes, the model makes the sale. Tell me she doesn’t make you wanna buy literally anything.
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I feel like I’m going to vomit. This is so cheap, tacky, gaudy, and beneath the dignity of the all presidents except the current hideous pigman.
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If I didn’t know better, I’d say he’s smiling.
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This is more money than I care to spend on a blanket, but my goodness it’s pretty!

#LacroixSweetieDarling

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November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
What’s going on here with this dude’s face? He appears to have an inverse widow’s peak. He looks like Odo from Deep Space 9, played by the wonderful late actor, René Auberjonois. He looks unformed, soft, and ready to molded.

Also, he ain’t wrong about Mace.
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Slush is imminent!
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM