Alice Radley
@alradley.com
Your new pal. Human impersonator. Part of a healthy breakfast. Coffee achiever. Full of Wessonality. Fictional. Life sized human person. Sentient Being. Alive. Mythical.
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Well, people could learn to mind their own goddamned businesses.
NEW: Kim Davis is done. The Supreme Court is not reconsidering Obergefell. What happens now?
There is a reason people were afraid that the Supreme Court would take up case. The reason is the Supreme Court itself. Here's why I'm taking this whole experience seriously.
Today, at Law Dork:
There is a reason people were afraid that the Supreme Court would take up case. The reason is the Supreme Court itself. Here's why I'm taking this whole experience seriously.
Today, at Law Dork:
Kim Davis is done. The Supreme Court is not reconsidering Obergefell. What happens now?
There is a reason people were afraid that the Supreme Court would take up case. The reason is the Supreme Court itself. Here's why I'm taking this whole experience seriously.
www.lawdork.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Well, people could learn to mind their own goddamned businesses.
Reposted by Alice Radley
🎵 Falling down, now…
Drunken clown, now… 🎵
Drunken clown, now… 🎵
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
🎵 Falling down, now…
Drunken clown, now… 🎵
Drunken clown, now… 🎵
In the game I’m currently playing, there’s an arachnophobia mode for those who don’t like spiders. They are replaced with cat heads. This is good.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
In the game I’m currently playing, there’s an arachnophobia mode for those who don’t like spiders. They are replaced with cat heads. This is good.
The Creation of Dog - Meowcleangelo
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The Creation of Dog - Meowcleangelo
Is it just me, or is it giving Alien facehugger?
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Is it just me, or is it giving Alien facehugger?
Michael Faraday would have punted this fool in his fupa.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Michael Faraday would have punted this fool in his fupa.
@radiofreetom.bsky.social THEY’RE ONTO US. I’M ON THE ROAD. NEED EXFIL.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@radiofreetom.bsky.social THEY’RE ONTO US. I’M ON THE ROAD. NEED EXFIL.
At the end, the thing capturing his attention is a ceiling fan.
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
At the end, the thing capturing his attention is a ceiling fan.
Always snoozle on AND under a blanket. Gotta have both.
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Always snoozle on AND under a blanket. Gotta have both.
So, we bought these. We didn’t eat, but we did sniff them. it’s basically vomit in a cup.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
So, we bought these. We didn’t eat, but we did sniff them. it’s basically vomit in a cup.
True story - This song was actually written by Peter Cetera’s parasitic twin, Et. As it turn out, Peter was the biggest part of Et Cetera, etc.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9_d...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9_d...
Chicago - If You Leave Me Now (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Chicago Band
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
True story - This song was actually written by Peter Cetera’s parasitic twin, Et. As it turn out, Peter was the biggest part of Et Cetera, etc.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9_d...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9_d...
He must have some sort of eldritch horror where his dick should be, or he’s sporting a wee willy winky. This is far too much performative masculinity to be anything bit overcompensation.
Hegseth: "We are not building for peacetime. We are pivoting the Pentagon and our industrial base to a wartime footing. Building for victory should our adversaries FAFO."
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
He must have some sort of eldritch horror where his dick should be, or he’s sporting a wee willy winky. This is far too much performative masculinity to be anything bit overcompensation.
Of all the things, what bugs me most about this is how redundant it is - what club is more exclusive than being a US POTUS? No need to gild (fig and lit) the lily.
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Of all the things, what bugs me most about this is how redundant it is - what club is more exclusive than being a US POTUS? No need to gild (fig and lit) the lily.
This motherfucker powdered his face with Swiss Miss
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This motherfucker powdered his face with Swiss Miss
My man, the wee man, so cute.
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My man, the wee man, so cute.
There used to be a gay men’s strip club in DC called Quartermains. The couple times I went, and this would have been 1993-5 I think, the stripper dudes did the copter. Up until then, I’d only seen my boyfriend do that. Men are so weird about their dicks.
Peter Copter
Spouse
England, Deaths and Burials, 1538-1991
Spouse
England, Deaths and Burials, 1538-1991
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
There used to be a gay men’s strip club in DC called Quartermains. The couple times I went, and this would have been 1993-5 I think, the stripper dudes did the copter. Up until then, I’d only seen my boyfriend do that. Men are so weird about their dicks.
I promise I’ve given them no cuteness enhancing drugs. They’re just happy girls.
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I promise I’ve given them no cuteness enhancing drugs. They’re just happy girls.
@jimswift.bsky.social Whatever it is, it’s contagious. Just popped up for me.
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
@jimswift.bsky.social Whatever it is, it’s contagious. Just popped up for me.
Reposted by Alice Radley
This is the finest photo I have ever taken. He’s in my arms, with his little blanket.
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is the finest photo I have ever taken. He’s in my arms, with his little blanket.
This is the finest photo I have ever taken. He’s in my arms, with his little blanket.
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is the finest photo I have ever taken. He’s in my arms, with his little blanket.
Sometimes, the model makes the sale. Tell me she doesn’t make you wanna buy literally anything.
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sometimes, the model makes the sale. Tell me she doesn’t make you wanna buy literally anything.