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Sam
@alprazosam.bsky.social
pharmD. cat mom. aspiring lottery winner. unapologetically pro-abortion.
A tax free account for 18 years and then what you have to pay all the taxes when the kid turns 18?! No once can afford that lmao
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Roberta came back! I can tell her by her gorgeous big yellow eyes. She stopped by got lunch just now! Just waiting on Jack to come back, hopefully 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It’s Giving Tuesday! So many great causes will match your donation today. No matter how big or small your contribution is, it all helps!
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December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Snow day snuggles 💙🧡❄️
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Thank god this Zoloft gives me no feelings because I’d be constantly crying over the fact that it’s supposed to snow and feel like it’s in the teens this week and the inevitable could happen to my outdoor babies 🖤🥺
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ugh I decided I wasn’t going to leave the house today but then remembered I need stamps so I need to go to the post office. Mail carriers should have books of stamps they can sell when they deliver your mail.
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sleepy baby 🧡
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I haven’t seen Jack since Wednesday and I haven’t seen Roberta in almost 2 weeks. And poor Mitchell is sleeping on the chair on the porch in this wind (I do have heating pads on it) I hope they’re all ok 🙁🖤
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I hate winter. I will absolutely be a snow bird if it’s ever possible. I cannot do cold and snow.
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November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“I’ve been a nurse in the ER for 37 years I assure you I don’t have any questions”

Cool. I’ve been a pharmacist for 10 years and I’m just doing my fucking job.
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Leo went crazy for turkey! #happythanksgiving 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I hate that they’re outside in this cold and it’s only going to get colder 😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I memorized this poem when I was like 8 years old and every November when it’s always windy it repeats in my head non stop.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Am I supposed to know who Whitney Leavitt is??
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November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
7 thank yous down. 50 more to go 🙃 my coworker said she just had a preprinted thank you card made up to send to everyone but I know my mom and aunts would be pissed if they didn’t get a handwritten thank you. So everyone gets handwritten thank yous!
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November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What greater gift than the love of a cat 💙
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I finally got my wedding thank yous yesterday. The motivation to write 60 of them cannot be found.
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“I just want to play one more song, if you have 10 minutes to spare”
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday so I don’t love going to my in laws cause it’s just not the same comfort food I grew up with and love. A lot of it is premade stuff. Luckily we’re having family thxgiving on Wednesday so on Thursday I can home make all the good sides for the 2 of us.
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Aww, sometimes they get along 💙🧡
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Yall will be upset that a local man was ousted for being a PDFfile but not the man you voted for to be in charge of our country. Make it make sense!
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My credit score went down another THIRTY ONE points because I “lack different types of credit”. THE FUCK?! I guess I’ll go take out a small random loan because this is actual bullshit.
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM