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Alphine | 🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her
@alphinespl.bsky.social
Captain of @floureggpanko.bsky.social
Head of Moderation for @splstrong.com
Verif staff for various events

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Do you want to start your competitive splatoon journey, but don't know where to start? Are you interested in the #s3nal but unsure of where to look first to find teammates? Do you feel lost in the sauce?

Well, do I have the guide for you! (Engagement appreciated!)

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Making a Competitive Splatoon Team from Scratch
Preface; this guide is meant to help those forming competitive, organized teams with the goal of practicing regularly and striving to improve at the funny squid game: if you are looking for a guide to...
docs.google.com
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November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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just need to finish the moderation outline and minor, board-specific guidelines. then, I'll do some aesthetic work, clean it up, and it'll be ready for beta launch

kinda crazy to think about
code of conduct/guidebook finished
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Beyond the typical discourse (scrimming up/down, 8s/plus stuff, etc.), people should try sharing their knowledge in other ways.

Try coaching a team. Write a guide. Make videos about your weapon. Stream VOD reviews. There are a lot of non-gameplay ways to uplift other players.
Do you think there's gatekeeping in splatoon? If so, how could it be changed or fixed to help the next generation of players? Is solo queue the best option for becoming the greatest?
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Do you think there's gatekeeping in splatoon? If so, how could it be changed or fixed to help the next generation of players? Is solo queue the best option for becoming the greatest?
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Update, I have moveddddd

Spent way too long setting my pc up
I'm moving out soon

Going to double/triple the amt of space I have AND have direct access to the router for ethernet

Shit is good for me
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'm moving out soon

Going to double/triple the amt of space I have AND have direct access to the router for ethernet

Shit is good for me
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Well shit is kinda hitting the fan at work but not for me
- every door is getting replaced (300+ units)
-every roof is getting replaced + they found rotting wood
- a coworker got fired/quit(not sure which)

Meanwhile me who is waiting on 4 apartments to be painted before I can do my part:
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Insane falloff during SendouQ
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Had to clip this segment of the Popcast because of how important it is.

Scrim down. Help other people. Give other people good practice. Why should people help you out if you don’t do it in return?
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Map preference tier list

Mix of common comp maps + maps I like queing soloq if I see them

Unrated maps are bc I don't play them frequently enough to have an opinion

#compsplatoon
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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been obsessed with this gif my partner showed me
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The fast freddy mod is so funny to me bc its such a fucking dumb idea but its become so derivative you are starting to see ppl put that version of fredbear into even more random games like fucking baldis basics
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Hey everyone coming over to Bluesky to complain about Twitter (or "X") being down! Have you considered not going back there?
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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if you've ever contributed to the scene as more than a player (TOing, casting, broadcast, stats, sheets, whatever else) and you haven't been reached out to by myself strings rockit tomato ckk or alice, hmu on discord @ elymental

#compsplatoon
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I love brown rice yummy yum
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Time Stranger not getting any nominations is unfortunate but expected

I should try expedition 33 I've heard good things abt it main turnoff is the marketing and art direction at first glance doesn't look up my alley at all
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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11 ft 8 Bridge is rebuilding and recruiting 4 players!

We're ready on day 1 with @glackattack.bsky.social as our team manager and @localshark.bsky.social as coach! With support staff, our players can focus on improving (and possibly streaming too!)

Apply at our website!
11ft8.ink/team/recruit...
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Oh yeah, we have a team website too!
11ft8.ink

It serves as a central hub for more information about the team itself, recruitment, staff/player bios, and even lore!

We're building a new style of team and hope you'll join us on our journey!
#compsplatoon #lowclearance
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Holy shit. Sounds like things got bad at @goldenhorn.si

Really hope everyone is okay.
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Just spent $104 on a new tire (old one had 2 nails in it, couldn't be patched)

May eventually need to bite the bullet and spend $700-800 on a new set of tires but thats future me problem
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Special tierlist based on how cool I think they are

Note - design here is mostly being judged flavor, not balance, eg I like splashdown bc "close range melee attack akin to a nuke" is cool
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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seeing south park mock genAI and right-wingers and thinking "oh wow south park is good again" before remembering that trey parker and matt stone are just uber contrarians and hate whoever they see as trying to change the status quo.
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Released a brand new tool on sendou ink - Tier list maker

🏷️ Familiar drag n drop UI
🏷️ Always up to date weapon lists
🏷️ Any mix of weapons (incl. sub, special), stages, modes or stage+modes
🏷️ Easy to share, just a link
🏷️ No watermarks
🏷️ Not just for making tier lists (more info in the 🧵)

#sendouink
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM