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I mean, it’s truly hot (obnoxiously so). If you couldn’t handle capsaicin and ate everything all at once, you’d get a heart attack. A waiver kinda makes sense.

But the fact that they’re selling this shit to begin with is pointless. Nobody casually eats that much spice. It’s just for the meme.
November 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
No

It said 2 on the menu

They threw in an extra to fuck with me
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is the kind of spice that genuinely has no practical purpose for consumption.

It’s just here as a haha funny meme for Dave’s hot chicken

Proud that I ate 1/2 chicken tenders but didn’t enjoy it
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I love Al Bacha
October 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Stupid idiot
October 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
@kibleopard.bsky.social just bought and iPod classic today and I’ll resurrect mine next tbh.
September 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
No way lol
August 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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July 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM