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Alpha
@alphawoof.bsky.social
💻🐺🏔️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇸🇭🇺📚🎼🍺🗺️ Software engineer & traveller
The human body never ceases to amaze. Watched that rebull sponsored video about Polish guy skiing down Everest w/ no supplemental oxygen and thought “damn what are physical limits even”. Similarly, thinking “damn what are mental limits” while working 7 days in a row under constant extreme stress
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Do as he says
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Verdict:

It’s so friggin hot
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
His plans are foiled because he’s behind glass!
October 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Successfully survived the oncall shift from hell. 26 pages over 7 days and 2 hours of sleep last night.
September 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Minnesota starter pack
August 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Gotta love being hit by a Tesla as I was cycling IN THE BIKE LANE. 500 cameras and radar shit can’t help a bad driver.
August 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Splurged on dual 4K 120Hz monitors. Using them is so amazing and I can't go back.
August 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
A fallen soldier in cap hill
August 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Went camping! Central WA is wild.
August 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
1 year work anniversary 🏴‍☠️
August 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Found this dog at work

I want to take him home
July 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I think it’s super funny being honked at (aggressively tbh) for biking on a certain road in Seattle, and literally cursed at for biking on the sidewalk next to the same street.
July 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Reposted by Alpha
"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
July 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I love Cholula so much but why did I put like 150mL on my dinner 🥲
July 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
✈️✈️✈️
July 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Chinese sneps 😎
July 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
On Friday I’ll be hopping on over half a dozen planes to literally fly around the world 😎
June 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
One more day having to go to Bellevue and then ✨never again✨
June 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Touched grass last weekend!
May 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Help!
April 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I love Asia
April 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The rats are back
March 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Had a weird case of insomnia so I only got 3 hours of sleep. Still hauled my ass to the office (cuz I don’t have sick time) and gave a presentation to my skip which went just fine, but felt like death all day. 💀
March 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Throwback to this iconic image.
March 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM