Alphasub
@alphasubmissive.bsky.social
Kinkster✨Whovian✨Your Daddy's Fave
Doing the best I can, making limoncello out of lemons.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/WarmthofWax
Doing the best I can, making limoncello out of lemons.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/WarmthofWax
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I hate to break the news to yall about corny dads…
I’m always surprised that people want to fuck Will Smith. Not because I think he’s ugly, he’s just always given corny dad to me, not SEX kitten 😭
Y'all be like, "Hear me out..."
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate to break the news to yall about corny dads…
Looking for a PC sucks because I used to just tell my brother what it would be used for and my budget and he would find me one. Normally in a girly color he knew I'd like or a style the kids would like when I got theirs.
The little unexpected things remind you that grief never really leaves you.
The little unexpected things remind you that grief never really leaves you.
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November 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Looking for a PC sucks because I used to just tell my brother what it would be used for and my budget and he would find me one. Normally in a girly color he knew I'd like or a style the kids would like when I got theirs.
The little unexpected things remind you that grief never really leaves you.
The little unexpected things remind you that grief never really leaves you.
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That trial between Megan Thee Stallion and Milagro Gramz starts tomorrow & Meghann Cuniff is covering it.
Watching Milagro Gramz get tore up in court is going to be so good to watch.
Watching Milagro Gramz get tore up in court is going to be so good to watch.
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
That trial between Megan Thee Stallion and Milagro Gramz starts tomorrow & Meghann Cuniff is covering it.
Watching Milagro Gramz get tore up in court is going to be so good to watch.
Watching Milagro Gramz get tore up in court is going to be so good to watch.
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You cannot save me for later. You either choose me now or not at all.
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
You cannot save me for later. You either choose me now or not at all.
A lie doesn't care who tell it
A woman that "doesn't snore" around 11:17 eastern standard time
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
A lie doesn't care who tell it
When I say I'm from the country people think small town. When this is really what I mean
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
When I say I'm from the country people think small town. When this is really what I mean
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Okay friends! Barrels on the Bayou is coming in April and I’m about to bust with excitement, because it’s going to be wonderful!
If you’re interested in speaking, vending, or collaborating, apply here by 11/15: barrelsonthebayou.com
If you’re interested in speaking, vending, or collaborating, apply here by 11/15: barrelsonthebayou.com
Barrels on the Bayou | Barrel & Flow meets New Orleans. Same mission, southern flare.
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November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Okay friends! Barrels on the Bayou is coming in April and I’m about to bust with excitement, because it’s going to be wonderful!
If you’re interested in speaking, vending, or collaborating, apply here by 11/15: barrelsonthebayou.com
If you’re interested in speaking, vending, or collaborating, apply here by 11/15: barrelsonthebayou.com
Some of y'all are very unkind. And stupid. But it's the lack of kindness that really chaps my ass.
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Some of y'all are very unkind. And stupid. But it's the lack of kindness that really chaps my ass.
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Hey…..So this is for the men.
The women are angel babies.
The women are angel babies.
ALOT of y’all not beating whore allegations.
You ain't beating the whore allegations Bro
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hey…..So this is for the men.
The women are angel babies.
The women are angel babies.
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Please don’t listen to Charlamagne
Please don't listen to political advice from Charlamagne.
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Please don’t listen to Charlamagne
I feel like everytime I see this clip I get it more and more. This and Brittney with that umbrella.
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November 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I feel like everytime I see this clip I get it more and more. This and Brittney with that umbrella.
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The failure to cultivate regenerative community means the body misses care… because community is what cares for the body
I remember there was a running joke about how Black Republicans have terrible hair and I really do wonder why that is???
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The failure to cultivate regenerative community means the body misses care… because community is what cares for the body
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Sorry babe but… YES.
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sorry babe but… YES.
Scaling down my skincare to three steps has improved my very sensitive skin tremendously. I can see a clear difference in texture and brightness.
Sometimes less is more🤷🏽♀️
Sometimes less is more🤷🏽♀️
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Scaling down my skincare to three steps has improved my very sensitive skin tremendously. I can see a clear difference in texture and brightness.
Sometimes less is more🤷🏽♀️
Sometimes less is more🤷🏽♀️
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Imagine being Cheryl, minding your own friendly pussy business, and all of a sudden…
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Imagine being Cheryl, minding your own friendly pussy business, and all of a sudden…
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what happened in the fishing tackle aisle?!!
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
what happened in the fishing tackle aisle?!!
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Eeeeeeeeeemagine!
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Eeeeeeeeeemagine!
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stingrays active in the DMV area.
make sure your turn off mobile data while outside unless absolutely necessary and leave your phones at home during protests (or at minimum, turn mobile data off & airplane mode on)
make sure your turn off mobile data while outside unless absolutely necessary and leave your phones at home during protests (or at minimum, turn mobile data off & airplane mode on)
DHS / ICE appears to have rolled out their new cell phone tracking platform in DC. I'm getting these every 5-10 minutes on my phone.
Kristi Noem, Tom Homan, and Pam Bondi need to be jailed for life.
Kristi Noem, Tom Homan, and Pam Bondi need to be jailed for life.
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
stingrays active in the DMV area.
make sure your turn off mobile data while outside unless absolutely necessary and leave your phones at home during protests (or at minimum, turn mobile data off & airplane mode on)
make sure your turn off mobile data while outside unless absolutely necessary and leave your phones at home during protests (or at minimum, turn mobile data off & airplane mode on)
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Can’t burn a bridge me with and not know how to swim.
Can’t burn a bridge with me & expect me to repair it
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Can’t burn a bridge me with and not know how to swim.
Because ✨IT'S TIIIIIIME✨
Good afternoon 🌞 and happy Saturday and Happy November 1st dolls! I hope everyone has a phenomenal day today! 🌺🩷
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Because ✨IT'S TIIIIIIME✨
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You cannot survive in times like this treating joy like a luxury you can’t afford. You will shatter. You will also make yourselves insufferable to be around and it’s impossible to build community that way.
November 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You cannot survive in times like this treating joy like a luxury you can’t afford. You will shatter. You will also make yourselves insufferable to be around and it’s impossible to build community that way.
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“I bet you bitches go 50/50 now” in response to snap and EBT getting cut is not a “gotcha”. You’ve openly admitted that it takes societal collapse for you to even imagine a woman accepting your meager contributions. You a rodent nigga. Vermin.
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“I bet you bitches go 50/50 now” in response to snap and EBT getting cut is not a “gotcha”. You’ve openly admitted that it takes societal collapse for you to even imagine a woman accepting your meager contributions. You a rodent nigga. Vermin.
It's 7:50am and I am 2 hours into a 3 hour drive to take this kid to play in a 2 hour soccer game. He has been asleep for 1.75hrs😒. Parenthood is the worst hood.
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November 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It's 7:50am and I am 2 hours into a 3 hour drive to take this kid to play in a 2 hour soccer game. He has been asleep for 1.75hrs😒. Parenthood is the worst hood.
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Ain't no way anybody with two scoops of sense would think that Michael Jackson and Backflip Brown are on the same level, let alone the same galaxy of stardom. Y'all gotta get real with yourselves
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ain't no way anybody with two scoops of sense would think that Michael Jackson and Backflip Brown are on the same level, let alone the same galaxy of stardom. Y'all gotta get real with yourselves
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This is a great commercial for shrooms 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
October 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This is a great commercial for shrooms 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽