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Some Youtube stuff about comics and kung fu, and movies I guess?
Final Fantasy Tactics has been my jam for literally decades, but can we not talk about how weird the names are? Maybe they're legit cultural and I'm not in the know, but Zalbag? Dycedarg, Ramza, Argath?
October 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Alien Earth is fine as a sci-fi show on a streaming service. But it absolutely sucks as something coming from the Alien universe. Feels like how Super Mario 2 was actually a completely different game (Doki Doki Panic) that they just put Mario characters in & called it a day. Doesn't do Xeno justice
September 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I don't know, but maybe don't set your new Xenomorph show/movie during the daytime with natural outdoor lighting. I'm not fully interested in watching your guy crawl around in a rubber suit.
September 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I didn't realize so many people understand me. I thought I was all alone as a teen, but it turns out, we were all standing around button mashing for hours just to become gods in a virtual world.
Playing FF Tactics for the first time? Here’s a tip. Go to Mandalia Plain. You’re gonna spend 5 miserable hours having all your characters power up like goku next to a terrified bird or have them throw rocks at each other until they’re max level. This is the best game ever made btw.
September 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
@mikedrucker.bsky.social has never summed up how I feel about *literally everything* better than this.
August 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Condom for my almond colored caulk.
August 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I never half-ass anything. I may 3-quarters-ass it on occasion, most likely 4-fifths-ass it, but never half-ass.
August 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Gross
June 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I've been using A.I. before AI it even existed. If I needed to know about something in an article or in an email, I used the real tool of the trade, CTRL + F.
June 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Say loud enough for everyone in the back:
ACAB!
LAPD when they think no one’s looking
June 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I love California
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Don't ever let anyone put you down hoarding screws like this. Came in clutch trying to mount a monitor on an arm, all hand me down, and screws didn't match up, which only happened halfway through the job. Good old SCREW/BOLT CUP to the rescue.
June 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My 12 year old son just bowled a 237. For reference, he missed only 4 pins through 11 frames, and he would have had a chance at a perfect game.
His only reasoning for doing that good? Unlimited gaming for a day.
Find what it takes to motivate your kids in any way.
May 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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"The shooter later called 911 on himself. When the police arrived, he surrendered his firearm, and law enforcement took him into custody—but then, after questioning him, the police released the shooter without charges." Why?
He Saved Americans’ Lives in Afghanistan. Then an American Took His Life in Texas.
Why was the war hero’s killer allowed to walk free?
www.thebulwark.com
May 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm still amazed people get mad that there are spoilers in a video that's summarizing a 35 year old TV show.
WHY ARE YOU WATCHING A SUMMARY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS?!
May 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This hits hard. It perfectly sums up everything that's wrong with modern society, capitalism, greed, selfishness, just everything.
Sometimes you just have to accept you need to do the boring busy work and that everyone is better off if you do.
Everybody wants to be a hero; nobody wants to do the dishes.
May 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I just took 2 Tylenol, it's been 30 seconds, why am I still in pain?
May 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Guess I'm playing Flush. #Balatro #GoldStakes
April 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I feel bad for my PC when I #Balatro too hard.
April 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'm officially a loser, by being a winner. #Balatro
April 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Every morning at work when I fill up my water, I think about Daredevil.
April 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
There's a good chance there's going to be a handful of AlphaRookie videos coming over the next few weeks. Will they be about what you want? IDK, hopefully you'll enjoy them anyways.
April 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It only hurts when I chew is better than "it hurts most of day" right? That's a good thing? Progress.
April 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM