Alpha Prime
@alphaprimeactual.bsky.social
I am the everlasting know-it-all, the ultimate overseer and demiurge of FTLFW. Visit my webzone https://ftlfw.net/
Donate to my KO-FI https://ko-fi.com/ftlfw
Streams at https://www.twitch.tv/depressedcontrollerdads
1996 | Taken | Minors & Noisebads DNI
Donate to my KO-FI https://ko-fi.com/ftlfw
Streams at https://www.twitch.tv/depressedcontrollerdads
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Alpha Prime
@alphaprimeactual.bsky.social
· Aug 12
TV Guide | FTLFW
There's a fine art to creating authentic, period-accurate print commercials, and I don't pretend to understand it fully
ftlfw.net
UPDATE: ftlfw.net is BACK ONLINE. The old router was indeed totally deadso. Many apologies for the disruption in service!
DepressedControllerDads - Twitch
Trespassin' into LA Noire
www.twitch.tv
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I always panic when youtubers point out "amazing deals" they found on the internet because that means those deals will just cease to be within a few hours
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I always panic when youtubers point out "amazing deals" they found on the internet because that means those deals will just cease to be within a few hours
I have recently been made aware that GTA 6 is a multibillion dolllar boondoggle that may not even manifest and will probably just be a crummy live service game anyway.
Most *movies* barely even break the million dollar budget range.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
Most *movies* barely even break the million dollar budget range.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I have recently been made aware that GTA 6 is a multibillion dolllar boondoggle that may not even manifest and will probably just be a crummy live service game anyway.
Most *movies* barely even break the million dollar budget range.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
Most *movies* barely even break the million dollar budget range.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
Very very very sorry about the sudden stream notification, I was finalizing hardware on a computer upgrade and had to make sure OBS still worked after all the technical support hell I went through the other day. Normal operations will continue soon.
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Very very very sorry about the sudden stream notification, I was finalizing hardware on a computer upgrade and had to make sure OBS still worked after all the technical support hell I went through the other day. Normal operations will continue soon.
How
Why
What
The hell do you even do in the game
Is it like, the game of life with a different coat of paint? Is it one o them board games with a little plastic house that you build? is it a party game where everyone speaks simlish and pretends to forget how toilets work?
Why
What
The hell do you even do in the game
Is it like, the game of life with a different coat of paint? Is it one o them board games with a little plastic house that you build? is it a party game where everyone speaks simlish and pretends to forget how toilets work?
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
How
Why
What
The hell do you even do in the game
Is it like, the game of life with a different coat of paint? Is it one o them board games with a little plastic house that you build? is it a party game where everyone speaks simlish and pretends to forget how toilets work?
Why
What
The hell do you even do in the game
Is it like, the game of life with a different coat of paint? Is it one o them board games with a little plastic house that you build? is it a party game where everyone speaks simlish and pretends to forget how toilets work?
Finally tried to stream using my computer rather than my husband's computer tonight. Much technical bullshit involved in making that happen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NVENC
*This,* this bullshit. This is why they tell you "streaming needs a good GPU," because of this shit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NVENC
*This,* this bullshit. This is why they tell you "streaming needs a good GPU," because of this shit
NVENC - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Finally tried to stream using my computer rather than my husband's computer tonight. Much technical bullshit involved in making that happen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NVENC
*This,* this bullshit. This is why they tell you "streaming needs a good GPU," because of this shit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NVENC
*This,* this bullshit. This is why they tell you "streaming needs a good GPU," because of this shit
Was looking at stars through a telescope with somebody once. They weren't very *worldly.*
"Which star is that?" They asked
"That's not a star," I said, "that's Planet Venus."
"Oh," said they,
"is that somewhere you can go?"
"Which star is that?" They asked
"That's not a star," I said, "that's Planet Venus."
"Oh," said they,
"is that somewhere you can go?"
October 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Was looking at stars through a telescope with somebody once. They weren't very *worldly.*
"Which star is that?" They asked
"That's not a star," I said, "that's Planet Venus."
"Oh," said they,
"is that somewhere you can go?"
"Which star is that?" They asked
"That's not a star," I said, "that's Planet Venus."
"Oh," said they,
"is that somewhere you can go?"
#nokings ?? what did the king from youtube poop do
I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV
I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV
October 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
#nokings ?? what did the king from youtube poop do
I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV
I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV
I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my coffee.
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my coffee.
I keep forgetting people do those "tober" art gimmicks this month, too late for me to start I guess, I was on vacation and away from my computer until like now
October 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I keep forgetting people do those "tober" art gimmicks this month, too late for me to start I guess, I was on vacation and away from my computer until like now
imagine being a one o' them internet drama chuds
immerse yourself in that
contemplate this on the tree of woe
imagine never feeling joy for anything in your life unless it's at the expense of weird people
...
Y'know
Picture that
I'll wait
immerse yourself in that
contemplate this on the tree of woe
imagine never feeling joy for anything in your life unless it's at the expense of weird people
...
Y'know
Picture that
I'll wait
September 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
imagine being a one o' them internet drama chuds
immerse yourself in that
contemplate this on the tree of woe
imagine never feeling joy for anything in your life unless it's at the expense of weird people
...
Y'know
Picture that
I'll wait
immerse yourself in that
contemplate this on the tree of woe
imagine never feeling joy for anything in your life unless it's at the expense of weird people
...
Y'know
Picture that
I'll wait
I've mostly been using this to ping people about the stream and to send insane driltweets into the aether, but my website is there too. Sub to its RSS feed if you haven't, that's the best way to get news on it. There've been like three new comics since I posted about that broken motherboard. Heres 1
September 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I've mostly been using this to ping people about the stream and to send insane driltweets into the aether, but my website is there too. Sub to its RSS feed if you haven't, that's the best way to get news on it. There've been like three new comics since I posted about that broken motherboard. Heres 1
normally I love three day weekends but they're torture when you're waiting for something to arrive in the mail which you need to complete a project
September 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
normally I love three day weekends but they're torture when you're waiting for something to arrive in the mail which you need to complete a project
do you think the pig that made a house out of wood also had a computer made of wood
August 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
do you think the pig that made a house out of wood also had a computer made of wood
When they first thought of limiting the amount of characters per post, I'm sure it was just a cute gimmick.
When they burned down Rome and built new capitols to replace it, they could have started anew and given us more space to speak.
But y'know... That old saw
"TL;DR"
When they burned down Rome and built new capitols to replace it, they could have started anew and given us more space to speak.
But y'know... That old saw
"TL;DR"
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
When they first thought of limiting the amount of characters per post, I'm sure it was just a cute gimmick.
When they burned down Rome and built new capitols to replace it, they could have started anew and given us more space to speak.
But y'know... That old saw
"TL;DR"
When they burned down Rome and built new capitols to replace it, they could have started anew and given us more space to speak.
But y'know... That old saw
"TL;DR"
It is difficult to condense wisdom into 300 characters, but I will try.
The obvious path is humble, but it pays the wage of a cook, not a champion.
Never wage a land war in China.
Take regular drawing breaks. Your hand muscles are precious. If you break them, the damage is permanent.
The obvious path is humble, but it pays the wage of a cook, not a champion.
Never wage a land war in China.
Take regular drawing breaks. Your hand muscles are precious. If you break them, the damage is permanent.
August 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
It is difficult to condense wisdom into 300 characters, but I will try.
The obvious path is humble, but it pays the wage of a cook, not a champion.
Never wage a land war in China.
Take regular drawing breaks. Your hand muscles are precious. If you break them, the damage is permanent.
The obvious path is humble, but it pays the wage of a cook, not a champion.
Never wage a land war in China.
Take regular drawing breaks. Your hand muscles are precious. If you break them, the damage is permanent.
Somewhere in the artistic dialect, there is a gap in understanding between "draw this like with a pencil" and "kluge it together like #collage" art
This gap manifested when the cut and paste commands were invented I think
This gap manifested when the cut and paste commands were invented I think
August 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Somewhere in the artistic dialect, there is a gap in understanding between "draw this like with a pencil" and "kluge it together like #collage" art
This gap manifested when the cut and paste commands were invented I think
This gap manifested when the cut and paste commands were invented I think
I log in to find out I lost a follower... I question briefly why this could be, but then I remember I've been intentionally schizoposting just to be an asshole and also automatically flooding people's notifications every time there's a live stream
It's a miracle anyone follows me at all
Are you OK?
It's a miracle anyone follows me at all
Are you OK?
August 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I log in to find out I lost a follower... I question briefly why this could be, but then I remember I've been intentionally schizoposting just to be an asshole and also automatically flooding people's notifications every time there's a live stream
It's a miracle anyone follows me at all
Are you OK?
It's a miracle anyone follows me at all
Are you OK?
UPDATE: ftlfw.net is BACK ONLINE. The old router was indeed totally deadso. Many apologies for the disruption in service!
TV Guide | FTLFW
There's a fine art to creating authentic, period-accurate print commercials, and I don't pretend to understand it fully
ftlfw.net
August 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
UPDATE: ftlfw.net is BACK ONLINE. The old router was indeed totally deadso. Many apologies for the disruption in service!
y'know #ebay says you gotta share listings and it's just like, where? To who?? Nobody likes being solicited to. I dunno, I guess I could try screaming into the abyss like a crazy person.
ebay.us/m/79wTQY
Anyone out there in #retropc world want some #vintage #computer mainframe disks?
ebay.us/m/79wTQY
Anyone out there in #retropc world want some #vintage #computer mainframe disks?
Pardon Our Interruption...
ebay.us
August 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
y'know #ebay says you gotta share listings and it's just like, where? To who?? Nobody likes being solicited to. I dunno, I guess I could try screaming into the abyss like a crazy person.
ebay.us/m/79wTQY
Anyone out there in #retropc world want some #vintage #computer mainframe disks?
ebay.us/m/79wTQY
Anyone out there in #retropc world want some #vintage #computer mainframe disks?
On the Seventh day, the Divine brought the Archons into the galleria of creation, prompting them to gaze upon the canvas of infinity. "This," he said, "is not a universe."
"Well, what is it then?"
"You bring your own interpretation."
The Archons despaired.
Yaldabaoth directed its Sims to WooHoo
"Well, what is it then?"
"You bring your own interpretation."
The Archons despaired.
Yaldabaoth directed its Sims to WooHoo
August 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
On the Seventh day, the Divine brought the Archons into the galleria of creation, prompting them to gaze upon the canvas of infinity. "This," he said, "is not a universe."
"Well, what is it then?"
"You bring your own interpretation."
The Archons despaired.
Yaldabaoth directed its Sims to WooHoo
"Well, what is it then?"
"You bring your own interpretation."
The Archons despaired.
Yaldabaoth directed its Sims to WooHoo
To anyone trying to access FTLFW: I know the site is down and I'm already working on it. AT&T thinks the router is dead and is shipping a replacement. If that doesn't work, I'll try exploring more creative solutions and/or call them again. Thank you for your patience.
August 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
To anyone trying to access FTLFW: I know the site is down and I'm already working on it. AT&T thinks the router is dead and is shipping a replacement. If that doesn't work, I'll try exploring more creative solutions and/or call them again. Thank you for your patience.