After a summer of failed attempts to land a striker, #NUFC have signed 23-year-old German international striker Nick Woltemade (Vol-tuh-mar-duh) from VfB Stuttgart in a club record £69m deal.

Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵

This is incredible

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

WE WON'T BE HOME FOR TEA

Remember all these headlines describing a brief rise in government borrowing costs as being "market mayhem", followed by a week of demands for Rachel Reeves to quit?

Well one week later and it turns out UK gilts are now outperforming every other G7 country this year, aside from the US

Bromley’s CEO and Assistant Manager reacting to getting Newcastle United away in the FA Cup Third Round Draw! 🏆🤣👏

#NUFC #NUFCFans #Newcastle